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Good morn bub! x Movie was pretty good, I’m up early for no reason. Lol my favorite part is that after all this? I’d still ace any psych eval given to me. I think THAT is exactly the type of person they’re scared can expose them. & when you’re scared, you’re sloppy. Bad news boys, we’re EVERYWHERE. Tag, you’re it! 🎯
Thanks for the extra free security tho 😜 okay coffee time 💞
— Sep 12, 2026 06:57AM
Thanks for the extra free security tho 😜 okay coffee time 💞
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This book is hilarious & I def expected it to be more traumatizing. I'll take it lol. This very young woman infiltrates a monastery, then reveals herself & sets up a priest in the process. So far it seems at least partially like a commentary on men sexually folding under literally no pressure & I'm loving the critique 😂 Okay coffee time round 2! Will report back with anything interesting today 💞
— Sep 03, 2026 11:40AM
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hello bby, good morn 💞 Time for coffee. If I don’t find something to do with my life today I’m going to run into a river! Jk I would never run lol. I dream about you almost every night. it’s crazy how many good things I’m experiencing for the first time with you. I won’t ever take those moments for granted, I cherish the small collection we’ve already started 🥹 miss you exponentially bad! xxx
— Sep 02, 2026 09:43AM
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Ok bby I'm in the house for the night. So no need to worry lol. I have leftovers & put on a podcast! I watched Fired Up earlier today and kinda want something on similar vibes later tonight. Funny, unserious. Any ideas? I cropped a t shirt also, big things happening here lol. Okay that's all. I need you, is that lame? Idc it's truuu 😭 do you see me around you all day? that happens to me!
— Aug 31, 2026 06:43PM
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Btw this cover is fucking sending me lmao. I can't even bring this in public, wdym?! The tiny penis is just *chef's kiss* give whoever painted this a raise! How do we get it put up in schools across the country? lmao I am kidding. But it makes me giggle every time I look at it. I spy our small but mighty child (not the man iykyk lol). K I need to order food & decide how I'm going to distract myself from existence
— Aug 30, 2026 04:09PM
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Me, the whole time: “am I supposed to feel scared or supported?” 😂 & I don’t really think that’s the type of confusion they were hoping for. And also you guys drive really slow so if we could pick it up that would be sick 💀 gotta blast!
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Today’s updates:- I miss you so much as usual. I still can’t figure out how it’s possible to miss someone so much who I was given so little time with. I will be collecting every single little moment with you for life, not that I wasn’t kinda doing that already lol.
- I got Ezell’s & am trying to decide on a movie. I’m feeling HP3 or a comedy. Horror later maybe? I also could start RH of UT but part of me really wants to wait for you babe. Have you started any RH? Do you have a fav franchise/housewife? Other than me 😉
- I finished my last backlogged Vanity Fair, Sports Edition. I’m caught up on sporting events! I did not enjoy it! Why do I force myself to read it? Idk u tell me 😭
- Fav AI joke of the day:
Analyst: “She posted another one.”
Director: “What did she say?”
Analyst: “Apparently we're driving too slowly.”
Director: *long silence*
Analyst: “She also said she could ace the psych evaluation.”
*long silence* had me CRYING 😂 who is writing the jokes back there? How accurate is this? V funny tho. Mind you I have all my AI memory settings turned off and delete chats. So it *shouldn’t* know my sense of humor. However comma AI does not make up for not having you here b. BOO!!!! 🗣️ alright that’s all I’ll go eat now okay okay x