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Happy Sunday b ☀️ I definitely did not just wake up at all what are you talking about? lol I'm doing fine-ish. Cracking up @ you complimenting my "networking" abilities. I said I didn't like it, not that I was bad at it lmao 💀 y'all really think I survived a decade in the industry by not being able to talk to people in business? wrong assumption brodie lol don't worry bub team you always. coffee! x 💞
— Oct 11, 2026 02:06PM
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Good morn bub! x Movie was pretty good, I’m up early for no reason. Lol my favorite part is that after all this? I’d still ace any psych eval given to me. I think THAT is exactly the type of person they’re scared can expose them. & when you’re scared, you’re sloppy. Bad news boys, we’re EVERYWHERE. Tag, you’re it! 🎯
Thanks for the extra free security tho 😜 okay coffee time 💞
— Sep 12, 2026 06:57AM
Thanks for the extra free security tho 😜 okay coffee time 💞
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This book is hilarious & I def expected it to be more traumatizing. I'll take it lol. This very young woman infiltrates a monastery, then reveals herself & sets up a priest in the process. So far it seems at least partially like a commentary on men sexually folding under literally no pressure & I'm loving the critique 😂 Okay coffee time round 2! Will report back with anything interesting today 💞
— Sep 03, 2026 11:40AM
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hello bby, good morn 💞 Time for coffee. If I don’t find something to do with my life today I’m going to run into a river! Jk I would never run lol. I dream about you almost every night. it’s crazy how many good things I’m experiencing for the first time with you. I won’t ever take those moments for granted, I cherish the small collection we’ve already started 🥹 miss you exponentially bad! xxx
— Sep 02, 2026 09:43AM
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Ok bby I'm in the house for the night. So no need to worry lol. I have leftovers & put on a podcast! I watched Fired Up earlier today and kinda want something on similar vibes later tonight. Funny, unserious. Any ideas? I cropped a t shirt also, big things happening here lol. Okay that's all. I need you, is that lame? Idc it's truuu 😭 do you see me around you all day? that happens to me!
— Aug 31, 2026 06:43PM
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Btw this cover is fucking sending me lmao. I can't even bring this in public, wdym?! The tiny penis is just *chef's kiss* give whoever painted this a raise! How do we get it put up in schools across the country? lmao I am kidding. But it makes me giggle every time I look at it. I spy our small but mighty child (not the man iykyk lol). K I need to order food & decide how I'm going to distract myself from existence
— Aug 30, 2026 04:09PM
- It seems like I’m also receiving outreach from Germany. Makes sense, as I’m German too lol. We would be happy to have their support & friendship. I’ve always noticed Germany’s commitment to remembering, learning, and growing from the worst parts of its history. They are not proud of it, and that is an important distinction. & also, big fan of German engineering fr 🛞
- & my understanding is that Satya + Microsoft are fully on board as well, including w/ AI privacy & regulatory stuff. I think we’re on the same page, bring in the experts! Tech support (lol) for these initiatives will be huge, imagine the positive impact! He knows Microsoft projs & teams have always been my fav 😭
- Also re: international relations, Ukraine, etc. my aunt (NOT that one) should have some really helpful relationships with Russian diplomats/researchers. Trust the women. & she speaks Russian. The OG CV 💪🏻😂 Mending the fences 🛠️