Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Amelia, If Only > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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I mean, I've thought about it. Of course I have. But you can't convince me that's not normal. I'm queer, and she's queer, and we spend about a million hours a week together. I'm obviously going to wonder about things. But not in a gay way. Not necessarily.
— Oct 05, 2026 02:23AM
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Wouter van Noort
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The guys walk me all the way to the doors, hugging me goodnight before we part ways. It's like the end credit scene of a movie. Couldn't have dreamed it better myself.
— Oct 04, 2026 02:41PM
Wouter van Noort
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Fun new fact about me: apparently, I lose my inhibitions at precisely midnight.
— Oct 04, 2026 05:14AM
Wouter van Noort
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Walter Holland. A table's width away from me. Talking about shipping. I didn't even know this was a thing I could daydream about. Didn't know magic could exist this loudly.
— Oct 03, 2026 03:15PM
Wouter van Noort
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I press my lips together, trying to rein in my expression. But I'm clearly not as slick as I think I am, because... Walter looks right at me. Just for the barest split second.
— Oct 03, 2026 09:54AM
Wouter van Noort
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Walter freaking Holland. Honest to God, he could pop up at any moment. He could literally be standing there as soon as the elevator doors open. The elevator doors open, revealing a modest landing area. Empty.
— Oct 02, 2026 11:34PM
Wouter van Noort
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Natalie's on the back porch, playing guitar in her pajamas, head bowed forward, ponytail grazing her shoulder. I can't tell if she's singing along or just mouthing the words. But I know the exact moment she sees me. The dimples always give her away.
— Oct 02, 2026 10:08AM
Wouter van Noort
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I slip out of my sneakers as soon as we hit sand. Me in my romantic protagonist era. That's right, hotties. I'm Amelia Hart Applebaum, she/her, and I like candlelit dinners and long walks on- Seaweed. And nine zillion broken shells.
— Oct 02, 2026 02:09AM
Wouter van Noort
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Cause of death: murdered by sunbeams. Time of death: ass-o-clock in the morning. I don't know whose Aunt Jojo needs to hear this, but window blinds exist.
— Oct 01, 2026 02:40PM
Wouter van Noort
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"Good work. Keep it up." I give her two thumbs-up, and she rolls her eyes in response. But it's the smiling kind of eye roll. I think I even spot dimples.
— Oct 01, 2026 02:07AM
Wouter van Noort
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Hear me out. Say you wish on a dandelion, and it comes true. Does that mean dandelion magic is real? Nope. Just because the wish came true doesn't mean the dandelion did it. But it could have been the dandelion.
— Sep 30, 2026 03:24PM