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Mark Porton is on page 1141 of 1288

You can talk all you like about Holmes, Poirot, Marlowe, Spade, Marple, Dupin and others.....but it's Inspector Bucket of the Detective who gets my juices flowing 🤓

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Mark Porton is on page 1079 of 1288

— Oct 05, 2026 11:13PM

Mark Porton is on page 1023 of 1288

— Oct 04, 2026 10:44PM

Mark Porton is on page 980 of 1288

Now it's a whodunit!!!

— Oct 04, 2026 12:08AM

Mark Porton is on page 881 of 1288

Mr Skimpole is infuriating!!!!

— Sep 30, 2026 10:49PM

Mark Porton is on page 848 of 1288

Tulkinghorn - you sneaky, weasly bastard!!!!!!

— Sep 28, 2026 11:23PM

Mark Porton is on page 805 of 1288

The one great principle of the English law is, to make business for itself 🤣

— Sep 27, 2026 10:19PM

Mark Porton is on page 753 of 1288

Wow what a revelation.

It's midnight now and time to close this wonderful book. When I do, I will soon hear the cast of little characters downing tools, getting into their normal clothes, having a cuppa, chatting and laughing. "See how shocked he was when the secret was revealed!!!" - "Wait until he reads what we have in store for him tomorrow" - "Night everyone". The book now falls silent.

— Sep 25, 2026 11:01PM

Mark Porton is on page 709 of 1288

— Sep 24, 2026 10:13PM

Mark Porton is on page 665 of 1288

— Sep 23, 2026 11:35PM

Mark Porton is on page 635 of 1288

Mr Skimpole is a complete numpty. I can't bear him at all :(

— Sep 22, 2026 03:01PM