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“The abs,”’Michael replied seriously.’”They want to BREATHE.”

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE MICHAEL TOWNSEND

— 3 hours, 7 min ago

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“My arrogance is neither masculine nor feminine.
It simply is.”

— 55 minutes ago

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“Where’s Michael?”
‘Lia smirked’
“Ho ho ho.”

Michael duct taped under the tree😭😭

— 1 hour, 2 min ago

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“Any last words?”
“Ambidextrous?”

SLOANE🥰🫶🏼

— Nov 04, 2026 02:21PM

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Did I mention he’s also very drunk?

— Nov 04, 2026 11:31AM

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Michael Townsend doing the splits
with reindeer antlers on
while singing Mariah Carey
was NOT on my 2026 bingo card.

— Nov 04, 2026 11:26AM

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Where did Judd go??????????????????

— Nov 03, 2026 06:47PM

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“She loved Laurel as fiercely as she hated Olive Garden— which to say, with every fiber of her soul.”

NONNAAAAAAAA MY DIVA

— Nov 03, 2026 01:01PM

profiler #1 is starting

OH MY GODDDD

— Nov 03, 2026 12:57PM

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