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Ema
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I can vividly remember my younger self (yet to find out she’s ace) viscerally shiver with disgust over the shagging chapter. The last book I’d read that had explicit sex scenes, was The Unbearable Lightness of Being, where they provided characterisation rather than being there for the indulgence. I know, different genre. Well at least this was sex-positive, I guess? My personal reference remains detached approach
— Nov 28, 2020 07:58AM
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Ema
is 77% done
‘And your problem is that you can’t bear to act normal, because when you take away your ugly clothes and all the long words and all the wacky shit that you think makes you different, you’re actually left with not much – just a girl with a serious personality disorder.’
lmAO this is a personal callout
— Jan 03, 2021 08:19AM
lmAO this is a personal callout
Ema
is 50% done
“My hand snaked under the duvet and I’d barely got it inside his shorts before Michael groaned, like the other groan had just been the warm-up act, and it was game over. Move it along. Absolutely nothing to see here. I tried my hardest not to ‘Ewww’ as I carefully removed my sticky hand and held it in the air so I didn’t get any stuff on the duvet cover.”
Basically the Lonely Island’s Jizz in my pants?
— Nov 27, 2020 04:31PM
Basically the Lonely Island’s Jizz in my pants?
Ema
is 31% done
The language used sounds pretty authentic for the teen protagonists and uk setting (criiiiiinge). All I expected is fluff and that is what I’m actually getting, so fine by me.
— Nov 23, 2020 08:07AM
Ema
is 22% done
completely forgot about the ‘shop around the corner, but on twittah’ plotline
— Nov 21, 2020 04:44PM
Ema
is 4% done
I knooow, I said I wanted to read some nonfiction after Karenina BUT my brain is not vibing rn.
I’ve read this ages ago, don’t remember much other than it being okay? and a bit awkward (in a cute way), however, I didn’t anticipate this amount of cringe tbh. And I’m not a fan of the tacky descriptions of characters alà wattpad circa 2012.
— Nov 19, 2020 03:36PM
I’ve read this ages ago, don’t remember much other than it being okay? and a bit awkward (in a cute way), however, I didn’t anticipate this amount of cringe tbh. And I’m not a fan of the tacky descriptions of characters alà wattpad circa 2012.
