Martin’s Reviews > All I Want for Christmas Is Stu > Status Update

Oh. My. God. Charlie, just.... crawl under a carpet and die quietly. Stu definitely isn't a loser after all.

And years from now, when I was a successful author and Stu was a—a—let’s say a preschool teacher who wore powder blue cashmere sweaters—we’d laugh at how shitty our lives had been back then, when I lived in my parents’ garage and he was a Christmas elf.


He's setting himself up for major embarrassment. I know it. Stu is probably a self made millionaire or something...

But after a perfect first date with Stu Harrison? Well, eight-year-old me couldn’t have imagined something so amazing. Except maybe getting the toy in the bottom of the cereal box. Stu was the adult equivalent of a plastic cereal toy.
I wondered if he was also a choking hazard.