Martin’s Reviews > All I Want for Christmas Is Stu > Status Update
Martin
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But after a perfect first date with Stu Harrison? Well, eight-year-old me couldn’t have imagined something so amazing. Except maybe getting the toy in the bottom of the cereal box. Stu was the adult equivalent of a plastic cereal toy.
I wondered if he was also a choking hazard.
— Dec 11, 2023 08:10AM
I wondered if he was also a choking hazard.
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Martin
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Oh. My. God. Charlie, just.... crawl under a carpet and die quietly. Stu definitely isn't a loser after all.
— Dec 12, 2023 08:54PM
Martin
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And years from now, when I was a successful author and Stu was a—a—let’s say a preschool teacher who wore powder blue cashmere sweaters—we’d laugh at how shitty our lives had been back then, when I lived in my parents’ garage and he was a Christmas elf.
He's setting himself up for major embarrassment. I know it. Stu is probably a self made millionaire or something...
— Dec 11, 2023 08:20AM
He's setting himself up for major embarrassment. I know it. Stu is probably a self made millionaire or something...
Martin
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Why do I have that worrying feeling that Stu isn't as poor and unsuccessful as Charlie believes him to be, LOL.
— Dec 11, 2023 07:55AM
