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Omfg SOMEBODY just take the damned roll & eat it! Or break it in half! WHATTHEFUCKEVER. Just. Stop. Discussing. It.
— Oct 09, 2011 06:24PM
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As Scotty might say: I canna do it, capt'n! I canna change the laws of physics! This book has killed my will to survive. I need some bagel chips, a shower, a mean-spirited review, & another novel to cleanse my wounds. In other words, I'm finished.
— Oct 09, 2011 07:36PM
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LOL.... Hades sat up, his kilt in hand. 'What we both need is a hot bath.' 'Oh yes!' Persephone agreed, then she frowned. 'But if you heat the pool, the fish will die. I think we've done enough damage to them already, poor things.' .....Name the MST3K movie I'm thinking of. Bwaha.
— Oct 09, 2011 07:14PM
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Hades: "Persephone, how is it that no one has ever murdered you?" .........Is he asking for volunteers, you think?
— Oct 09, 2011 07:07PM
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How about some intelligent after-sex conversation? Persephone: 'oh, I ache & I am all sticky.' Hades: 'i hurt you. I did not mean to. I meant to be gentle. You drove me out of my wits.' Perse: 'You are not alone to blame. I am very ignorant & hurt myself too.' Hades: 'I cannot believe you are real.' ....Sarah: 'who wants to play the quiet game?'
— Oct 09, 2011 07:01PM
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A romantic moment, courtesy the Two Stooges of Olympus: 'Hades, who to tease her had hurridly taken another bite of his meat roll as soon as he stopped speaking--pretending he feared she would demand that too--had been caught totally by surprise. His eyes bulged as he struggled not to laugh & spray her with half-chewed food.' .....LOL!!! Not.
— Oct 09, 2011 06:18PM
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Hades: "you are accusing me of having a mind that runs along a passage without side entries. Sometimes I fear you are right, but I swear this time I am innocent." ......Sarah: *headdesk headdesk headdesk nosebleed*
— Oct 09, 2011 05:15PM
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Hades: "We are not lost. I cannot be lost. I thought you were asking whether there was a particular place I was trying to find. All I want right now is water, & I know there is water somewhere ahead. I can smell it." Persephone: "if you are thirsty, there is wine in the basket." Hades: "i am not thirsty. If we cross water or wade through it for some way, they may lose the scent..." Sarah: YOU BOTH SUCK SO HARD.
— Oct 09, 2011 04:59PM
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This dialogue is something else. And by 'something else' I mean 'wow, this dialogue really sucks.'
— Oct 09, 2011 04:43PM
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Wtf is with this giant font?! It's big enough for a half-blind third grader.
— Oct 09, 2011 03:50PM
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Doesn't sound like things are going very well at the moment :p
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I'm trying to make it to pg 150 before giving up...but it's tough going. I should apologize to those brave souls suffering my rapid-fire updates. :P
Nah, keep 'em coming. I love them. I'll nod off in an hour or so and then you're safe :)
Past few pgs have been rather dull. Sexy time, see. *snerk* But apparently Hades howls like a beast while mating. I LOL'd.
LMAO!!!! That's wrong in so many ways. Please, update frequently. These are making me crack up.
I wish I had the memtal stamina...and phone battery life...for all 400+ pgs. I can't make it, tho. I've let you all down! *sobs*
How could you.... I expected more. *is ashamed*
Just wait till I mail you my copy with a Christmas bow taped on the spine. :P
hahaha. Nice try. You'd need my address first :D
Curses, foiled again. >___<I'll just have to swap it out. Karla's copy already got picked up on Bookmooch, if you can believe it.
Hey, I have a nutty idea....
I can post it again, someone will request it, I give you their address and you send it out to them. And you'll have a bright shiny Bookmooch point to use whenever you like. (You shop, tell me, I request and have them mail the book to you!)
So convoluted, it's brilliant.
I can post it again, someone will request it, I give you their address and you send it out to them. And you'll have a bright shiny Bookmooch point to use whenever you like. (You shop, tell me, I request and have them mail the book to you!)
So convoluted, it's brilliant.
So convoluted, it's brilliant. It's not THAT convoluted. Just tell me, who's getting the acme equipment for this plan, Wile E.?
Oooh, I like it! I will check tomorrow but I don't think the 2nd copy had any spine creases. The one I "read" does.And I've always wanted an ACME jet propulsion pack. :D
