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I let out a guttural sound and thrust my body down onto the thick wad of pasta.
You did what now?
— Jul 18, 2024 08:28PM
You did what now?
Kristina
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It’s a bit odd that her Nonna used to get railed by this spaghetti man’s dad.
👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.
— Jul 18, 2024 07:32PM
👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.
Kristina
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You’d think with a pasta dick he’d have meat balls. I mean cmon, it’s the obvious choice.
— Jul 18, 2024 06:22PM
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Jul 18, 2024 06:12PM
👀 I wonder if I’ll be adding this to my list of inanimate objects reads. Hope you enjoy 😂
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I think you've ruined basically everything for yourself
Sabrina wrote: "👀 I wonder if I’ll be adding this to my list of inanimate objects reads. Hope you enjoy 😂"I already regret this. Thanks.
RoroReads (Free Palestine) wrote: "I think you've ruined basically everything for yourself"😂 aw, be optimistic, there’s lots more things to ruin.
I am unsure if I should be worried about you or happy that you're obviously living your best life🫢 Bon appetit?🍝
