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Kristina is 11% done

You’d think with a pasta dick he’d have meat balls. I mean cmon, it’s the obvious choice.

— Jul 18, 2024 06:22PM

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Kristina ’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 36% done

I let out a guttural sound and thrust my body down onto the thick wad of pasta.

You did what now?

— Jul 18, 2024 08:28PM

Kristina is 32% done

It’s a bit odd that her Nonna used to get railed by this spaghetti man’s dad.

👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.

— Jul 18, 2024 07:32PM

Kristina is 18% done

The spaghetti man’s name is Al Dente

— Jul 18, 2024 06:34PM

Kristina is starting

Time to ruin pasta for myself. 🍝

— Jul 18, 2024 06:09PM

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message 1: by M (hiatus) (new)

Waitttt pasta dick??? How does that even… work? lolll

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message 2: by Kristina (last edited Jul 18, 2024 07:28PM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

It eventually turned into a human one *sad face*

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message 3: by M (hiatus) (new)

That’s disappointing. I was about to ask what type of pasta it is 👀

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message 4: by Kristina (new) - rated it 3 stars

Spaghetti. But he’s just a man now and I’m bored.

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