Status Updates From Impasta Syndrome: A Sentien...

I let out a guttural sound and thrust my body down onto the thick wad of pasta.

You did what now?

It’s a bit odd that her Nonna used to get railed by this spaghetti man’s dad.

👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.

The spaghetti man’s name is Al Dente

You’d think with a pasta dick he’d have meat balls. I mean cmon, it’s the obvious choice.

Time to ruin pasta for myself. 🍝