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I let out a guttural sound and thrust my body down onto the thick wad of pasta.
You did what now?
— Jul 18, 2024 08:28PM
You did what now?
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It’s a bit odd that her Nonna used to get railed by this spaghetti man’s dad.
👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.
— Jul 18, 2024 07:32PM
👆🏻 yes, that’s a sentence that I wrote.
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You’d think with a pasta dick he’d have meat balls. I mean cmon, it’s the obvious choice.
— Jul 18, 2024 06:22PM
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Jul 19, 2024 12:38AM
That sentence singlehandedly turned the entire concept from goofy fun into sheer grossness. 🤮
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Would you feel the same if the pasta was fusilli? Because then it’s still silly.
They are writing anything now adays
Storm The Gremlin Child ~Free Palestine~ wrote: "They are writing anything now adays"I know… terrible. On to the sentient fork book.
We know where that one gets inserted. Hahaha
Excuse me, did you say sentient FORK??That's gotta hurt-
August (Weird) wrote: "wait wat"What? He filled her with his pasta parts, of course.
Kipp ~ semi hiatus ~ ＦＲＥＥ ＰＡＬＥＳＴＩＮＥ ~ wrote: "Excuse me, did you say sentient FORK??That's gotta hurt-"
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
Read it and report back. Pls and thanks 😆
Kristina wrote: "Kipp ~ semi hiatus ~ ＦＲＥＥ ＰＡＬＥＳＴＩＮＥ ~ wrote: "Excuse me, did you say sentient FORK??That's gotta hurt-"
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2......"
Kristina wrote: "August (Weird) wrote: "wait wat"What? He filled her with his pasta parts, of course."
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