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Shamus McCarty
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Born
in Lansing, MI, The United States
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January 2012
It's Official
Well, it's officially happened. I'm now a word pornographer. I actually have very little to do with the operations of this imprint. I gave Erika Instead and John Bruni instructions to "don't get me arrested" and I'm letting them run with it.
We're looking for a variety of 10-20k word sex themed novellas. Or 1-4K short stories. Send us stuff that's unique, funny, hot, horrifying, creative, and/o Read more of this blog post »
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“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
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“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak
“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”
― Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space
“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words. They are swept away into the midnight sea. Gone forever. I am bereft.”
― Love Me
― Love Me
“He was still a douchecanoe. The douchecanoe who was going to paddle me to safety.”
― On Demon Wings
― On Demon Wings
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Apr 24, 2015 09:39AM
Why is there no way to send you a message on this page? I heard I was supposed to be getting in touch with you.
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I too prefer tank tops that tell richly visual stories of my exciting pastPlay on, playa
Thanks for the friendvite and the giggles, duder! Your tastes excite me almost as much as the piles of books in your user pic.
