Facebook Quotes Quotes

“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
― Oliver Markus

“In the age of social media, friends are like snow flakes.
They descend in their thousands. They disappear in seconds.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“There was a time when we used to have opinions, just humble opinions. Now everything seems to be a question of life and death. We defend, we abuse, we call names, we shout....is it because every idiot in town suddenly found a voice through social media or are intelligent people getting dumber trying to defend arguments which an idiot won't understand. I don't belong to either so I just wonder...”
― EverSkeptic

“Falsche Freunde sind kalt wie Eis. Virtuelle Freunde sind wie Schneeflocken: Sie fallen zu Tausenden auf dich herab, doch sie schmelzen in Sekunden.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“Facebook Sonnet

Facebook is not just injurious to health,
It's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.
If you think it's just a harmless bad habit,
You're fanning the flames of social necrosis.
Social media ought to make people social,
Not make pavlov's dogs out of humanity.
Yet all that facebook actually does today,
Is drive society towards clinical insanity.
Social media is not necessarily bad,
So long as it doesn't feed on our stability.
Yet facebook has devised the perfect algorithm,
To learn, pump and monetize human instability.
Facebook is the definition of what AI must be not.
Algorithm without humanity is mental holocaust.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“He knew
It was time
Time to try again....”
― Kabashe Pillay

“This day and age, your social media channels introduce you to the world by telling your story via images and video.”
― Germany Kent

“In order to gain an audience on social media you must be fascinating, informative, and bring some type of interesting energy with humor or creativity.”
― Germany Kent

“Facebook is to mental health, what fossil fuel is to climate health.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“We humans only exist in this world, because of our intelligence.”
― Detlev H. Chmelarz

“В любой ситуации ты придумываешь себе внутреннюю легенду, которая позволяет смириться с происходящим и не сойти при этом с ума.”
― Владимир Гуриев

“Жизнь сложнее простых этических норм”
― Владимир Гуриев

“Now @mark zuckerberg turned into a world's biggest pimp, because fb reels and insta reels have become the world's biggest virtual Prostitution brothel”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“Facebook should start giving a brothel license
as fb insta reels become a place of virtual prostitution and showcase of Nudity.”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“Twitter and Social media are 1,000 times more dangerous than Radio Rwanda. This is the world's biggest and only Propaganda tool for fascism and hatred politics. Billions of people are wasting their time there, and in return, it's making them violent, filling their hearts with hatred and their minds with irrational fake information. And forcefully turning them into political slaves.”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“I feel like a fraud, what do I do?
I have lied to millions, I have hurt many.
I just divorced number 3, what do I do?
I still love number 1, and number 2,
but they have moved on, I will still get what I want.
My worlds are blending, my online fantasy
becoming further from my real truth of life.
I wish I could have both, Maybe if I lie more
no one will ever know, who I really am.
but will I remember? who am I again?
Louise short, or Veronica Jensen?
my worlds are colliding, fusing together.
I now have two, delusional worlds.
I will keep up the fraud. No one must know.
only my Soul, and number 3 but I dealt with him.
no one will believe him, Because I am Veronica Jensen, Who are you?”
― lulus.secrets.desires

“I feel like a fraud, what do I do?
I have lied to millions, I have hurt many.
I just divorced number 3, what do I do?
I still love number 1, and number 2,
but they have moved on, I will still get what I want.
My worlds are blending, my online fantasy
becoming further from my real truth of life.
I wish I could have both, Maybe if I lie more
no one will ever know, who I really am.
but will I remember? who am I again?
Louise short, or Veronika Jensen?
my worlds are colliding, fusing together.
I now have two, delusional worlds.
I will keep up the fraud. No one must know.
only my Soul, and number 3 but I dealt with him.
no one will believe him, Because I am Veronika Jensen, but...Who are you?” —lulus.secrets.desires”
― lulus.secrets.desires

“Life is full of challenges. Either you succeed or not, you will face challenges.”
― Joyful Livinghub

“Want to spot fake friends? Log into your Facebook account.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Nowadays, social media reels are the biggest uncontrolled open red light area.”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“Whenever I enter a state of praising God through my poetry, I feel an extreme sense of confidence! I was excited to recite my newly written poem “P31 Gal” in the front yard today, while the delay in uploading it to streaming platforms tested my patience. To preserve my inner peace, I had to persevere. ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“Like fr tho! Pretty isn’t just a look because sometimes I really do feel too pretty to participate in certain things ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“God don’t bless no mess remember that. I apologize to anyone I’ve hurt in the past and present. I forgive those who will never give me an apology and those that have. However you feel about me now is between you and God. I will deal with everyone accordingly. ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“Faith without works is dead. Remember that. I’m so thankful for the faith and the works I’ve put in to become a better version of myself. Thank you God ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“God has a plan for you that will blow your mind.
He did it for me when I thought it wasn’t possible.
I know he will do it for you just stay prayed up and trust the process. God bless ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“Tap back into reality! It’s game time for us goal getters and goal setters ~ LaTesha Monique”
― LaTesha Monique, In The Depths of My Thoughts

“Mr. Mark Zuckerberg, how will you justify it if tomorrow your daughter asks you how and why you turned a social media platform into a red-light area and an open porn marketplace?”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“Mark Zuckerberg owns the world's biggest online digital brothel, which is what Instagram has become.
Once, Instagram was a sober social media platform, but then a money-driven mafia and pimp bought it, and now it's a world's biggest digital online brothel.”
― Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

“Is 650 543 4800 Facebook?
Yes, 650-543-4800 is associated with Facebook, the social media giant. This number, +1-844-403-8449, is often used by Facebook for various official purposes, including security verification, customer +1-844-403-8449 service interactions, and business communications.”
― Johnson Milly, Arogyathinu Hanikaram