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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 1,752 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.12 — 4,550 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 1,758 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 874 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.97 — 1,500 ratings — published 2016
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.57 — 2,038 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.64 — 884 ratings — published 2005
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 1,142 ratings — published 2018
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 594 ratings — published 2013
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 87,555 ratings — published 2007
Sweet Story (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 556 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 267 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.32 — 684 ratings — published 2003
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.87 — 512 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.30 — 2,040 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 398 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 471 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.07 — 530 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 446 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.31 — 775 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 300 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.48 — 202 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,167 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 1,053 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 432 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 361 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.22 — 254 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 145 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.08 — 848 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 330 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 186 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 236 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 445 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 740 ratings — published 2009
Exercise Bike (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 1,161 ratings — published
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 1,908 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 186 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.16 — 228 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 241 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.46 — 579 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 213 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.34 — 126 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 167 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 522 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.41 — 427 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 334 ratings — published 2005
Starfish Girl (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.81 — 144 ratings — published 2010
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 192 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.67 — 443 ratings — published 2011
“So what do you do?' she asked. 'I sneak around at night, well, usually at night, and gather coins out of fountains', I said slowly, watching her face for judgement. She burst into laughter. 'Like spare change? You collect people's wishes? And you spend them on yourself?' 'They're not wishes' I said. 'They lose their symbolism once they hit corporate water. At that time they either become extra income for people who don't need it, or they can help me get along in the world.”
― The Egg Said Nothing
― The Egg Said Nothing
“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
