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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 1,768 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.13 — 4,587 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 1,765 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 877 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,513 ratings — published 2016
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.57 — 2,039 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.64 — 885 ratings — published 2005
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 1,173 ratings — published 2018
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 605 ratings — published 2013
Sweet Story (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 562 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 269 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.32 — 684 ratings — published 2003
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 88,331 ratings — published 2007
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.86 — 521 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.30 — 2,071 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 403 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 474 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.07 — 530 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 447 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.31 — 775 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 300 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.47 — 204 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,168 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 1,059 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 438 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 362 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.22 — 255 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 146 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.08 — 848 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 333 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 187 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 238 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 449 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 740 ratings — published 2009
Exercise Bike (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.74 — 1,185 ratings — published
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 1,915 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 187 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.16 — 229 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 241 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.43 — 597 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 214 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.34 — 126 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 167 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 524 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.41 — 433 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 334 ratings — published 2005
Starfish Girl (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.81 — 144 ratings — published 2010
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 193 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.68 — 443 ratings — published 2011
“So what do you do?' she asked. 'I sneak around at night, well, usually at night, and gather coins out of fountains', I said slowly, watching her face for judgement. She burst into laughter. 'Like spare change? You collect people's wishes? And you spend them on yourself?' 'They're not wishes' I said. 'They lose their symbolism once they hit corporate water. At that time they either become extra income for people who don't need it, or they can help me get along in the world.”
― The Egg Said Nothing
― The Egg Said Nothing
“[he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met?”
― Satan Burger
― Satan Burger
