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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 1,717 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
by (shelved 14 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.13 — 4,510 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
by (shelved 14 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.62 — 1,738 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.14 — 863 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.98 — 1,476 ratings — published 2016
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.89 — 575 ratings — published 2013
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.57 — 2,032 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.65 — 874 ratings — published 2005
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.21 — 1,106 ratings — published 2018
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.86 — 86,162 ratings — published 2007
Sweet Story (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.98 — 547 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.12 — 265 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 684 ratings — published 2003
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.87 — 499 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.30 — 1,989 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.04 — 392 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.13 — 464 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.06 — 522 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.75 — 443 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 773 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 302 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.48 — 201 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,162 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.50 — 1,046 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.90 — 422 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.11 — 355 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.24 — 242 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.92 — 144 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.09 — 840 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.85 — 323 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.17 — 181 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 234 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 438 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 740 ratings — published 2009
Exercise Bike (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.74 — 1,099 ratings — published
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.02 — 1,880 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.03 — 182 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 216 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 239 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 547 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.87 — 209 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.31 — 124 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 165 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.02 — 516 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.41 — 423 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.03 — 334 ratings — published 2005
Starfish Girl (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.81 — 144 ratings — published 2010
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.88 — 188 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.67 — 440 ratings — published 2011
“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
“The world is still new . . . it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short . . . our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn't had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality.”
― Satan Burger
― Satan Burger
