Mariketa

“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn’t exist?
It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world.
"Damn writers.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.”
I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light