Amanda

“A videogame called Lost Memories Dot Net by Nina Freeman draws on Freeman’s own adolescent selfies and memories of the 2004 internet: you play as a fourteen-year-old girl designing her new anime fansite-slash-blog and IMing with her best friend about the boy they both have a crush on, in a tabbed interface that resembles an Internet Explorer theme from the era.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“When it came to anger, the results were mixed: sometimes caps increased the anger rating and sometimes it didn’t, a result which Heath attributed to the difference between “hot” anger (FIGHT ME) and “cold” anger (“fight me”).”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Like how money is just squiggles on paper or on a screen until it determines whether you can eat lunch, words are just meat twitches until they determine whether you can get a job”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“But it’s important to be cautious about any attempt at Divination By Teenager.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language