Jasper

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns