Lisa

“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from cats. The same goes for men and women. The trouble starts when cats don't realize that dogs are different. Dogs think differently, and perceive the world differently, than cats do. I'm a dog. You're a cat. And a dog knows better what it's like to be a dog than a cat does.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women

“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
― Mary Bly

“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.”
― Ellen Hart, Hallowed Murder

“Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.”
― Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick, The 12 Cats of Christmas