Muriel

“They put a man on the moon. Can’t they find some way to end the scourge of algebra?”
― Huston Piner, My Life as a Myth

“How could I explain the sort of twisted fantasies I’d had to play out to Frank?  Most of them I didn’t even understand myself.  Like being drenched in maple syrup and having acorns thrown at me by a guy wearing nothing but hiking boots.”
― Nicole Castle, Chance Assassin: A Story of Love, Luck, and Murder

“Like, she's the kind of woman who would chase bears around with a plank of wood back in the motherland, just because she hated them.”
― A.J. Colher, Potluck

“Are you kidding me? You think for one second I’m going after Cai with you like this? You fucker! Asshole. Son of a bitch, whore, jerkoff.” Apparently his Tourette’s was contagious.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass