Muriel

“She gave me shots of vodka to make me sleep when I was ten.”
― A.J. Colher, Potluck

“Are you kidding me? You think for one second I’m going after Cai with you like this? You fucker! Asshole. Son of a bitch, whore, jerkoff.” Apparently his Tourette’s was contagious.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“I’m a little too close to hell.”
― Nash Summers, Poison Tongue

“They put a man on the moon. Can’t they find some way to end the scourge of algebra?”
― Huston Piner, My Life as a Myth