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“Insanity is for everyone, Sunshine. All the world's peoples may enjoy its glorious bounty.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark."
"That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans."
"He did have great clothes."
"Proving that stereotypes can span centuries.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
"That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans."
"He did have great clothes."
"Proving that stereotypes can span centuries.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Quin's smile was open and innocent and as fake as the tits on a stripper.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Quin stalked beside him, his anger a physical presence between them. Matheus named it Bob, and addressed imaginary questions to it to distract himself.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Matheus thought he ranked fairly high on the scowling index, but looking at Zeb made him realize how much more he had to learn. Whole volumes of misanthropy were written into the eyebrows alone.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
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