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“okay. You’re not that much below average.” “I’m not below average at all! I’m above average! Way, way above average!” Quin shrugged. “Maybe you’re a grower, not a shower,” he said. “I’m going to throttle you,” said Matheus.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“some advice? Don’t flirt when you’re covered in shit.” Matheus peeked around the door, checking if Emphysema Man had stepped out for another fix.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“made a face at her. “I’m not gay,” he said. “You of all people should know that.” “You were fifteen. It didn’t matter if I was male, female, or a parking meter.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Matheus felt like a nice Jewish boy trying to explain that his new girlfriend with the shaved head and the swastika tattooed across her stomach had a really sweet personality, you know, deep down.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Quin stopped halfway across the room, his head cocked to the side. He stared at Mattheus like an explorer who couldn't figure out if he'd discovered a fascinating new subculture or a bunch of locals playing What Can We Get the Foreigner (sic) Eat?”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
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