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“Matheus thought he ranked fairly high on the scowling index, but looking at Zeb made him realize how much more he had to learn. Whole volumes of misanthropy were written into the eyebrows alone.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Quin's smile was open and innocent and as fake as the tits on a stripper.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Insanity is for everyone, Sunshine. All the world's peoples may enjoy its glorious bounty.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“He [Quin] folded his arms over his chest, giving Bianca what Matheus had privately categorized as "Scary Look Number Seven." Scary Looks One through Six consisted of Quin's everyday expressions. Studied had shown Scary Look Number Eight to cause cancer in white mice. Matheus hadn't yet seen Scary Look Number Nine, but he looked forward to his future bout of schizophrenia.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“Quin stopped halfway across the room, his head cocked to the side. He stared at Mattheus like an explorer who couldn't figure out if he'd discovered a fascinating new subculture or a bunch of locals playing What Can We Get the Foreigner (sic) Eat?”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
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