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“Matheus felt like a nice Jewish boy trying to explain that his new girlfriend with the shaved head and the swastika tattooed across her stomach had a really sweet personality, you know, deep down.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“some advice? Don’t flirt when you’re covered in shit.” Matheus peeked around the door, checking if Emphysema Man had stepped out for another fix.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“okay. You’re not that much below average.” “I’m not below average at all! I’m above average! Way, way above average!” Quin shrugged. “Maybe you’re a grower, not a shower,” he said. “I’m going to throttle you,” said Matheus.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“laughed. “You need to learn how to fight.” “I know how to fight.” “Physically fight. Most attackers aren’t going to be dissuaded by a witty remark.” “That’s profiling,” said Matheus. “Maybe they’re Oscar Wilde fans.” “He did have great clothes.” “Proving that stereotypes can span centuries.” “I like to do my part,” said Quin.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
“English you’re speaking,” Matheus said. “The language that sidles up to other languages in dark alleys, mugs them, then rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary. It’s the bitch-whore of languages and it owns the world. Suck on that, Rome boy.”
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
― Real Vampires Don't Sparkle
Lauren’s 2025 Year in Books
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