Cherie Phillips

“I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Notorious Nineteen

“He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said.
“I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.”
“Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.”
“Where’s the horse staying now?”
“My apartment.”
“I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Lucky

“He’s a fucking fool”
Sophie shrugged and looked out of the window.
“Maybe. He’s avoided having sex with me for more than six months now.”
“I’ll say it again. He’s a fucking fool.”
“Yes.”
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“Would it help if we fucked?”
― Kitty French, Knight & Play

“You deserve better. You deserve to be adored, and you deserved to be fucked until you can’t stand up.”
― Kitty French, Knight & Play