Robby Johnson

“I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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― Patrick Dennis

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.”
― Bing Crosby

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“And so I continue in borderline poverty, save for my one indulgence, no, my single absolute necessity: I take cabs. Yes, on occasion, when I wish to see what people with unpleasant skin conditions are wearing, I do take the subway. I have never, I am proud to say, taken the bus, because people who take the bus have given up.”
― Paul Rudnick, I Shudder and Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey