Andrey Chu

“Одна знакомая поехала на дачу к Вознесенским. Было это в середине зимы. Жена Вознесенского, Зоя, встретила ее очень радушно. Хозяин не появился.
– Где же Андрей?
– Сидин в чулане. В дубленке на голое тело.
– С чего это вдруг?
– Из чулана вид хороший на дорогу. А к нам должны приехать западные журналисты. Андрюша и решил: как появится машина – дубленку в сторону! Выбежит на задний двор и будет обсыпаться снегом. Журналисты увидят – русский медведь купается в снегу. Колоритно и впечатляюще! Андрюша их заметит, смутится. Затем, прикрывая срам, убежит. А статьи в западных газетах будут начинаться так:
«Гениального русского поэта мы застали купающимся в снегу…”
― Sergei Dovlatov, Соло на ундервуде. Соло на IBM

“A people living under the perpetual menace of war and invasion is very easy to govern. It demands no social reform. It does not haggle over expenditures for armaments and military equipment. It pays without discussion, it ruins itself, and that is an excellent thing for the syndicates of financiers and manufacturers for whom patriotic terrors are an abundant source of gain.”
― Anatole France

“Скудность мысли порождает легионы единомышленников.”
― Sergei Dovlatov, Соло на ундервуде. Соло на IBM

“The title ‘Lord of All-Rus'’ did not possess much basis either in history or in current reality. It came into the same category as that whereby the kings of England laid claim to France. In the 1490s, two-and-a-half centuries after all traces of a united Kievan Rus' had been destroyed, it had the same degree of credibility that the king of France might have enjoyed if, in his struggle with the German Empire, he had proclaimed himself ‘Lord of all the Franks’. By that time, it conflicted with the separate identity that the ‘Ruthenes’ of Lithuania had assumed from the ‘Russians’ of Moscow. Indeed, it all seemed sufficiently unreal for the Lithuanians to accept it as a small price to pay for Ivan’s good humour. They were not to know it, but they were conceding the ideological cornerstone of territorial ambitions that would be pursued for 500 years.”
― Norman Davies, Europe: A History