“I accepted that this was the consequence of getting close to someone and calling her my best friend: she would want to do things with me.”
― Sky Daddy
― Sky Daddy
“For love? What love? Is that what binds all these couples we know together—the ones who even bother to let themselves be bound? Isn’t it something more like weakness? Isn’t it rather convenience and apathy and guilt? Isn’t it rather fear and exhaustion and inertia, gutlessness plain and simple, far far more than that “love” that the marriage counselors and the songwriters and the psychotherapists are forever dreaming about? Please, let us not bullshit one another about “love” and its duration.”
― Portnoy's Complaint
― Portnoy's Complaint
“Tacked above the Girardi sink is a picture of Jesus Christ floating up to Heaven in a pink nightgown. How disgusting can human beings be! The Jews I despise for their narrow-mindedness, their self-righteousness, the incredibly bizarre sense that these cave men who are my parents and relatives have somehow gotten of their superiority – but when it comes to tawdriness and cheapness, to beliefs that would shame even a gorilla, you simply cannot top the goyim. What kind of base and brainless schmucks are these people to worship somebody who, number one, never existed, and number two, if he did, looking as he does in that picture, was without a doubt The Pansy of Palestine.”
― Portnoy’s Complaint
― Portnoy’s Complaint
“Perhaps this was what it meant to care for people: to distort reality in a way that flattered them.”
― Sky Daddy
― Sky Daddy
“I look for something else I could do for work but feel unqualified for everything interesting and repulsed by everything else.”
― The New Me
― The New Me
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