Status Updates From Capitan Swing

Progress: 2/47 Chapters done

PROLOGUE: translated

46 Chapters to go

TRANSLATING 0/46 Chapters

I hate this book. I love this book. It's killing me. It's making me feel alive. IDEK how I'm going to write a coherent review.
(cries and listens to 'Greensleves' for the nth time)

I KNOW!! you guys are all waiting for my review of this one but I'm sick :((( but since the suspense is killing you YES IT WILL BE 5 STARS it was everything

This book is a glorious piece of historical fiction and it hurts not be able to share any quotes because the prose is haunting and so sharp it physically hurts.
It’s like someone combined Stella Riley’s mastery of historical details with Judith Ivory’s knack for writing polarising characters, and then added a pinch of E. Brontë’s angst and gloominess…so obviously this is catnip for me. & swoony romance.

The Hero if this book is Heathcliff, if he’d joined the army and become an colonel.

Now the book has been tense since page 1 but shit's about to get even more tense, serious and gloomy!!!!

In many ways this is a gothic romance and it's a nonstop trainwreck. Reminds me of Bledding Sorrow which was glorious.

This is insane, would make 80s romance novels blush

LET’S DO THIS

Don't mind me I'll just stay in this corner, SCREAMING. This girl just can't stop digging her own grave.

POV: you get caught by the wolf in the forest away from the path you should have taken

Wolf: tell me one reason NOT to slit your throat and eat you

You:

Uh-oh

My precccccccccioussssss book