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Gladdic immediately roasts Narashtovik when Dante tries to invite a companion to come visit in the future, so Dante just reflexively insults Blays too while they’re at it

Well that was depressing

Gladdic calling the White Tree ugly is taking me out

Flashbacks to yelling at the TV for Isildur to destroy the Ring

There’s so many underwater caves in this book which is really fun but I’m panicking that the characters are testing out the air in each one with their LUNGS, like light a damn match to check for O2 at LEAST, or does magic cure suffocation????

MY BOY WAS EATEN

At the risk of giving spoilers, I will state that the real victim in all of this is Winden, who left her tropical paradise homeland to traipse around in this sh/tty weather while trying to help out her friends/brother

This is just a long series of boring and pointless adventures assigned to them by someone else. Can we say filler?!