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Sometimes I ruin my own day by reminding myself that I’ll never get to experience my favourite romance trope irl

One thing I missed about school is reading on my iPad during boring classes/when I’m done with the work

Still love these books a decade later

Making slow progress on the audiobook because I kinda just don’t care

Gemischte Gefühle

My school friend group may be quietly falling apart (certainty awaits on Monday) but at least I’m getting over evil huzz and the summer glowup actually happened. We’re not talking about the paper I wanted to finish.

Ultimate career goal is to just write a million KU slop romances and live comfortably off of the royalties thanks to middle aged women who read that stuff like it’s an Olympic sport

Someone bully me into reading the book I need to read for school please

Is it just me who isn’t excited about this year’s new releases? Don’t get me wrong, there are a bunch I was/am hyped for, but it was mostly books from favourite authors and sequels.

Shoutout to Lena for influencing me

My verdict so far is that this is basically Challengers fanfic without Tashi

Final car trip (aka the way home) of my vacation tomorrow, gonna try to power through 3+ books at least

Just had an edible (about 100mg), this fanfic is about to hit 🫪

Will finish this tomorrow morning, can’t take any more today

Gay romance by and for straight women, I hate it here

Grumping my way out of going to the beach so I can write last night‘s dream into a fanfic

Skipping ahead in the series because I just want to get to the gay stuff, sue me

Me turning into a massive bitch as soon as I‘m exhausted like it‘s everyone‘s fault I‘m not at home in bed with my cat

Packing for part two of the vacation when you really wanna be packing to go home 🫠

Book so bad I’ll run out of downloaded fanfic on my kindle long before my vacation‘s over (because that’s what I’m reading instead)

Do not agree to go on autistic hyperfixation vacation with me if you can’t handle me being autistic about said hyperfixation. (one more argument over historical misinformation or hurried-through exhibition and my villain origin story will be complete)

I miss my fugly stinky cat, haven’t woken up to the drool+claws combo in 3 days and I’m unsure of how I’m meant to survive it for another ~10

I feel like I haven’t been this inactive on gr for ages but I’m on vacation rn and the ao3 grind is in full swing so yeah

I am Gilda and Gilda is me

750km into the vacation roadtrip and dissociating thinking about the mortality of the strangers in the gas station thank you Emily Austin

Cleared out my cr for the first time in months just in time for vacation (including multiple day-long car rides) hell yeah

Getting picked up in about an hour and I did it :)

Almost 160 pages of the actual book left, gonna try to finish this before I leave for vacation later today

Okay fine I’m sharing some of my writing. Context: college setting, best friends to lovers, A is desperately in love with B and awful at hiding it, B gets a kick out of tormenting A by pretending to be oblivious. In comments, censored cause it’s fanfic sue me.

I’d love to share some of the absolute bars I’ve been writing lately. Unfortunately I’m too embarrassed about the fandom I’m writing fanfic about.