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Happy Mother’s Day not only to any and all mothers but also to people who don’t have a mother (anymore) 💚🙂‍↕️

Curse you Spotify audiobook hours (I have to wait another day and a half before I can continue listening to this 💔 didn’t expect to be this invested)

I’m back on my audiobook bullshit!!

Between exam season and spending every free minute either cursing the Colorado Avalanche or reading fanfic, I’ve barely been on Goodreads so sorry about that

May the 4th be with you!

Why do 14 year old Jesus fangirls keep adding me, if you took half a minute to read my bio you’d probably wanna call me a slur
(Nothing against Christians in general, I’m talking specifically about the very conservative, hardcore "Christian" types)

Looking at the word counts of all the fanfics I’ve been devouring, I feel like I’ve probably overcome my reading slump but exclusively in regards to hrpf fanfic lol

How much aura am I losing having 5 current reads and barely making progress on any of them in favour of reading fanfic until past midnight

Between exams, tomodachi life and my continuous reading slump, I’m seriously starting to feel insane. (That blonde guy isn’t helping either.)

Endlessly searching for a book that is the perfect combination of horny, fucked-up, codependent gay guys and also blood, guts and murder. I fear I’ll just event have to write it myself.

Goodreads is still refusing to let me post my rating + review for The Sluts by Dennis Cooper after a whole week (and it’s my favourite book of the year so far) 😤😤😤

Sorry for disappearing, I just got completely obsessed with Tomodachi Life in addition to my exams lol

Yesterday had generational crashout potential (I watched the Wild lose to the stars while getting ready and had one of my two longest exams of the semester) but I handled it like a champ

Not Goodreads telling me its servers aren’t working when I’m trying to rate a book 5 stars like I didn’t just write a 1 star review without issues (guess it’s so outlandish gr can’t even process the thought of me liking something lol)

I either need more mutuals with similar reading preferences to expose me to books I’ll actually like or fewer mutuals who read popular fiction because either way, I keep getting fomo about books I inevitably end up hating and it really needs to stop 💀

Been watching a lot of movies lately, might start doing updates with movies I watched and liked once in a while

Horror movies ❤️‍🩹

No cause wdym my class is now the oldest in the entire school I’m not ready for this (and I could’ve graduated already if I had gone to a different school) 😟

The curse of thinking faster than your mouth can form words so you stumble over your words like an idiot anyway

Socialising as an autistic person is most people thinking you’re self-centred, uninterested or just generally rude for engaging with people in ways that feel natural to you

Look at me being all predictable again (binging a manga series in the middle of a slump)

Depending on how this ends, this might be my third 5 star of the year

The fact that I haven’t had a single five star read in over two months and even that one was just barely one (and I’ve only had 2 5 star books this year out of nearly 200 at this point)

Officially getting back into fanfic because I gotta combat the slump somehow

I once found a fanfic placeholder with pages on here but forgot to save it and now I can’t find it, ughhhh

Prepare for one of the most negative reviews I’ve given a book in quite a while.