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My obsession with blonde men is becoming a serious issue

My hockey dilf of choice 🤝 real life fine shit
the number 17

This is so gonna get 5 stars

I‘m not even halfway through and already completely obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl help

Hockey trade prediction doomposting on tumblr dot com hell yeah

Why am I lowkey hating this……

Random reminder that my pinterest and tumblr are both allansbrainrot if you wanna dm me or just feel like rummaging around my brainworms

I need someone to buddy read the Beartown trilogy with me as emotional support (I’m too scared of it emotionally wrecking me to start)

My hair is becoming very hockey flow adjacent (instead of mullet adjacent) and it’s starting to annoy me a little but my man-issue seemed particularly interested today so maybe hockey flow is in fact the way to go

Leftover time during exams is for trying and failing to take a quick nap and staring at the desk for half an hour trying to conjure up your most recent favourite edit instead

This pride month I am (as always) accusing vaguely offended straight people of being a little gay (as is my duty as the only gay person in my fuckass village)

Me and my school friends are considering starting a dark romance book club lol (in a non-serious, intending to mostly make fun of it way)

It’s pride month, you know what that means. Each and every one of you owes me five bucks for being your favourite gay person.

Finally done with exams but the grade deadline is in just over two weeks so it’s still assignment he’ll

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I think I’m headed straight for burnout at this rate

Someone bully me into actively working on my Italian again please 💔

Early summer got me seriously considering moving to like northern Canada or something

When I start feeling like I’m barely reading rn so I have to remind myself that the 100k words of fanfic I read in a day are equivalent to a full-length novel

When my school to-do list is the longest it’s been all year (all of it at least partially graded too) but I’m too busy getting emotional over hockey

What is it with my brain lately 💔 I read actual published books for like a week max and then it’s back to binging fanfic to the point of losing sleep to read (while having to force myself to even look twice at anything else)

Gonna be pulling up to my theoretical pe exam next Monday with nothing but some random electrolyte drink (for the mindset), a pen and a dream. (Literally the entirety of our preparation was our teacher giving us pe teacher handbooks from the 90s and telling us what chapters to read).

Stayed up way past my self-imposed bedtime to read fanfic last night and woke up unnecessarily early today 💔

Summer never fails to wreck my music taste (I’m usually a metal guy and suddenly I’m listening to insane amounts of country)

Shoutout to glitchreads for finally letting me say something about The Sluts (apparently it just really didn't want to cooperate with any and all digital editions of the book???)