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When they think they know me but they don’t even know what my archnemesis Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (he knows what he did) did

So unmotivated to write my paper that I'm instead researching universities (I've been dead-set on an university for years)

Torturing myself by browsing ao3 for some bullshit to mark for later knowing full well I've scheduled to start locking in and write what's basically a bachelor's thesis but shorter starting tomorrow morning. I will zone out and write medieval monk gay smut because of woke.

My reading playlists if you want. No pressure. (Don't have all of them on my profile rn because I'm reworking some)
https://open.spotify.com/user/hrf7mu2...

Why is my tiktok fyp full of videos about being into controversially older men right after I’ve turned 18 who is trying to manipulate me here

I wish I could just take out my spine, give it a wash and iron it and then put it back where it belongs. I think that would solve at least a few of my issues.

Finally done!!! Finishing this felt like a chore, very glad I read it one part a day instead of all in one day like I was planning to do at first

Why is it that I find published romance novels too cringe to enjoy most of the time but then read fanfics with awful spelling/grammar, a senseless plot, and extremely questionable dialogue and have the time of my life 💀 and the fandom/pairing(s) are morally questionable too

Sitting in the sun on ao3 and genuinely reaching flow state (flow state lasted too long, I’m feeling a little sick)

Done with part 4 and done with Stephen King (of unnecessary side plots)

I just tried vegan mussels made from seitan and I think that was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever eaten (texture-wise)

And onto part 3; the obligatory racial slurs every Stephen King novel requires have been taken care of

The amount of garbage books I consume just because I stumbled across an unofficial audiobook upload on YouTube/spotify should be studied

Gonna leave it at part 1 for today, already getting the usual 90% of this is unnecessary feelings I always get with Stephen King

I read my last 4 star romance in early April (if fanfic counted it’d be more recent but still), no wonder I don’t feel like reading romance 💀

YouTube audiobook, JKR is not making a profit from me listening to this, don’t give that old twat your money.

Wdym Acknowledgements, is the rest of this actually just sources??? I-

Normalise not posting reading progress updates with quotes that spoil major parts of the book, especially without spoiler warnings

My dogs teaming up to bark at anyone and anything the nanosecond I put on an audiobook

Anyone wanna help me figure out my vacation tbr? 🫠

Abby Jimenez loves herself some cheating with a questionable man

Book so ass, I wish I could put Spotify podcast episodes on 4x speed instead of 3.5x max

The way this is structured isn’t clicking with me at all ngl

Social life so fucked I’m genuinely third-wheeling my dad and his girlfriend

Why is it even possible to invite people to members-only polls for groups someone isn’t a member of?

I genuinely hate like two thirds of my friends, should’ve just cancelled my birthday party like I was planning to do