Allan > Recent Status Updates

The purge has begun (I’m cleaning out my friend list, mainly removing inactive accounts but also people whose views don’t align with mine or who otherwise don’t fit my dni criteria)

Exam tomorrow so obviously I’ll interrupt my sleep at 2am to watch hockey for two to three hours

Why is my entire gr feed full of everyone’s eyeballs

Reading slump about to get my ass I can feel it already

The only thing school has taught me so far this semester is why people turn to substance abuse

I wanna go back and update my previous ratings but I have almost 1.3k books read and I think over 1k ratings on this account…

Me on my after-school grocery store run listening to my fuckass romantasy audiobook and fighting to not burst out laughing as someone gives me a detailed description of a dick while I’m just trying to decide which soy yoghurt I wanna get

When my curls are behaving just a little too well post-wash so I already know a night of restless sleep awaits to ruin it all

I’m currently actively considering going to sleep (it’s 5pm)

I had the craziest sleep pattern last night but at least I got to watch my hockey team win and finished a book during intermissions so life is good

Aggressively tapping the line in my bio that says to not friend me if you send a lot of poll invites

My dad was confused why I set an alarm for 3:30am yesterday and only got more confused when my reply was "hockey". And no, the confusion didn’t stem from me only waking up for the third period. This is because he is an unenlightened football fan.

Growing up strictly Christian but not being religious at all yourself may or may not come with a side of the pater nostra still being your default way of making your brain calm down in stressful situations

I don’t need to ask about first impressions of me, I already know that half of you thought I was intimidating for some reason

Goalie goal in his second NHL game. Sure, buddy.

Oh how I missed crashing out over hockey

They should let me cite "my huge massive wrinkly brain" as a source

I just slept for 11 hours wtf I don’t have the time for this

…and now we’re equating tightness with sexual experience, I’m so fucking done with this book

Hahahaha the concept of guys without dicks, so funny, am I right? Such a hilarious joke and not real people’s lives 😐

Having to memorise straight bullshit because your teacher doesn’t understand the material

They should invent a way to listen to music and an audiobook at the same time

Doing an arm-centric workout with a shoulder injury instead of taking care of any of the three directly or indirectly graded things I have to do over the weekend 🧠

I can’t wait to be done with this series

Eisbären hockey is back, life is worth living again

I need everyone to start blocking people on here

I want to read this and I'm very much interested in what's going on so far but the main subject is also my biggest trigger so we'll see when I can get back to this

Muscle blindness is crazy cause I’m more ripped than I’ve ever been and still feel like a twig

University online courses might be my new addiction

I love tofu