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Someone bully me into actively working on my Italian again please 💔

Early summer got me seriously considering moving to like northern Canada or something

When I start feeling like I’m barely reading rn so I have to remind myself that the 100k words of fanfic I read in a day are equivalent to a full-length novel

When my school to-do list is the longest it’s been all year (all of it at least partially graded too) but I’m too busy getting emotional over hockey

What is it with my brain lately 💔 I read actual published books for like a week max and then it’s back to binging fanfic to the point of losing sleep to read (while having to force myself to even look twice at anything else)

Gonna be pulling up to my theoretical pe exam next Monday with nothing but some random electrolyte drink (for the mindset), a pen and a dream. (Literally the entirety of our preparation was our teacher giving us pe teacher handbooks from the 90s and telling us what chapters to read).

Stayed up way past my self-imposed bedtime to read fanfic last night and woke up unnecessarily early today 💔

Summer never fails to wreck my music taste (I’m usually a metal guy and suddenly I’m listening to insane amounts of country)

Shoutout to glitchreads for finally letting me say something about The Sluts (apparently it just really didn't want to cooperate with any and all digital editions of the book???)

I have to make a short video explaining a topic for my biology class and my dumbass decided to animate like half of it frame by frame (I’ve been at this for hours and I feel like I’ve accomplished nothing)

The way I haven’t gotten a single friend request since adding a challenge question to my account just proves that absolutely no one on this site actually reads bios and just blindly friends people instead

Mutual yearning maxing so hard lately

How do you invite someone over to hang out at your place (specifically for a 1:1 bass lesson) without making the whole thing sound like an euphemism for hooking up help (mind you, this is about a guy I already have some weird homoerotic going on with anyway)

It’s so evil and twisted that it’s raining (and refusing to stop raining) right when I wanna go and cuddle my favourite sheep (he’s gonna consider attacking me for apple slices again as soon as I step foot near the fence)

Still slumping over a month later (all I’m motivated to read is gay ass fanfic lol)

I love my cat sm I wish we could just fuse into one sometimes

I miss him so much (it’s been 4 days and we texted in-between) and I’m not even guaranteed to see him today ughhh I’m insufferable

Exam season is heaven and hell in one (German exam tomorrow but I also only have to be there for the 90 minutes of the exam and nothing else)

There’s too much hockey romance nowadays that’s written for the trend. I need more of the originally written as hockey rpf and solely for the love of the game and also gay sex variety.

It’s been a month and Goodreads still isn’t letting me review The Sluts ughhhhh the one time I give a book 5 stars this happens

Like waking up to the Wild being eliminated wasn’t enough, I just twisted my knee so badly, I can’t walk properly:‘)

The Minnesota Wild have officially broken my heart, please don’t talk to me for the foreseeable future.

Happy Mother’s Day not only to any and all mothers but also to people who don’t have a mother (anymore) 💚🙂‍↕️

Curse you Spotify audiobook hours (I have to wait another day and a half before I can continue listening to this 💔 didn’t expect to be this invested)

I’m back on my audiobook bullshit!!

Between exam season and spending every free minute either cursing the Colorado Avalanche or reading fanfic, I’ve barely been on Goodreads so sorry about that

May the 4th be with you!