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Reading this feels like reading self insert fanfic with a constant name typo

Glitchreads must be feeling so funny always telling me about how its servers are at capacity 0.3 seconds after I have something I seriously want to add to my wtr

This is so good, I’ve been sensing 5 stars since page 1

Trying to get through this for real this time (audiobook) so I can be an educated hater

I’m getting sick (and it feels severe) 4 days before one of my two most important exams of the semester, you’ve gotta be kidding me

Extra early alarm again tomorrow it looks like

I‘ve reached whatever stage of grief using Spotify audiobooks to somehow keep myself from giving up falls under

Some people on here are just way too comfortable with blindly calling everyone and anyone girl

Is it just me who noticed there’s not a single queer book in the romance or romantasy categories this year? (Obviously I haven’t read most of them so Idk if any characters are technically bisexual but it’s all MF) I feel like there always used to be a queer romance option at least.

God I love men

Somehow I just really don’t want to read about straight people these days

Currently tricking myself into doing schoolwork by making myself write a few sentences before I get to read another chapter lol

(Mariah Carey voice) IT‘S TIIIIMEEEEE

I don’t wanna jinx it but I may be slowly getting my reading motivation back, still scared to touch any 5 star predictions that aren’t basically 5 star guarantees tho

I’m so in love with this supposedly straight guy who looks at me like I’m the only person in the room no matter who else is there ughhh get me out of here

Okay enough gay German expressionist silent films (F W Murnau my beloved) for today, it is time for gay porn

Sitting on the couch in full Victor Frankenstein outfit eating candy I’m supposed to give out to kids while watching Faust (1926), life is good

Does anyone wanna read the introductory paragraph/pitch for my dark fantasy WIP? Please? I‘m very excited about it and none of my friends are that into fantasy :‘)

I was gonna finish Oathbringer yesterday but then I was severely sleep deprived and somehow started talking again to someone I haven’t talked to in nearly 2 1/2 years and then we texted all day and then I didn’t read a single page. I am reading a surprising amount of fanfic these days tho lol.

Am I… finally regaining my motivation to read..?

Lowkey manifested my current reading slump by saying I’d read less once I hit my reading goal (and focus on video games instead, which I sure am doing as I’m on fall break rn)

It may not look like it but I fear I’m entering/going through a school-induced reading slump :/