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As expected, the mysterious jester flopping about in comfy orange robes, being cheerfully unhelpful, and occasionally confused with the furniture, is my favorite.

I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
Dec 16, 2025 01:59AM
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Dec 25, 2025 01:19AM
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BookmarkedOne
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN COURT JESTER IN SPACE STORY
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
Dec 25, 2025 12:32AM
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BookmarkedOne
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*starts making "justice for Cornelius" signs*
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then
Dec 25, 2025 12:29AM
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Character: wow I haven't seen my boyfriend for 20 minutes. I wonder if he doesn't have feelings for me.
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--
Dec 25, 2025 12:07AM
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BookmarkedOne
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Author: male fairies are not as brightly-colored as female fairies.
Me: (thinks of peacocks. thinks of cardinals. thinks of culturally restrictive gentlemen’s wardrobes and glittery eye shadow) …ok then
Dec 24, 2025 03:09PM
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Magic Person: you have three questions.
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...
Dec 24, 2025 12:03AM
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Author: and now...a Baba Yaga! Whose name is...Baba Yaga!

Me: ...you don't say?
Dec 24, 2025 12:02AM
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Gina? :) :) if you hurt my favorite character? :) :) :) who has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life? :) :) :) >:)
Dec 22, 2025 05:20PM
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BookmarkedOne
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Why does the villain get the beetle cloak??? >:(
Dec 22, 2025 05:14PM
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Characters: let’s have a party!
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.
Dec 22, 2025 05:02PM
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message 1: by Gina (new)

Gina Marinello-Sweeney Most excellent. Glad you're enjoying Cornelius' ways! Also, that is quite a delightful description of our resident shapeshifting court jester. :) If I may say so as the author, I may or may not have been more excited for readers to meet him than any other character I've ever created in my entire life. At the very least, he's one of such. Basically, "AHHH I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND CORNELIUS" sums up my overall mentality lol.

Hehe Linetta is absolutely her own distinctive medley of various elements. Of course, Cornelius is the most outwardly eccentric, but she's a mixture of:

THIS IS A WONDROUS WORLD OF SPARKLY MIST. I MUST ABIDE IN THE SPARKLY MIST. EVEN IF IT IS NOT MIST BECAUSE IT IS LIKE MIST. A MIST-LIKE WORLD.

and

OOOHH, LOOK. I MUST STUDY THIS MOBILE CHANDELIER. >>Incoming Transmission from Linetta's Curiously Studious or Studiously Curious Brain

and

I WAS RAISED TO BE CALM AND COLLECTED, AS A PRINCESS AND A LENAE. I MUST MAINTAIN MY CHILL AT ALL TIMES.

and yet somehow

I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE AND FEEL ALL THE THINGS. EMOTION INCOMING, ONE, TWO, THREE . . .

but also

I LOVE TARTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. HAND ME ALL THE TARTS. I MUST EAT ALL THE TARTS. EVEN THOUGH *Spoiler You Already Reached* I was almost poisoned by one, I STILL LOVE THEM BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY WITH TARTS.

So, basically, while she wasn't referring to herself here at all lol, I would contend that this line in the book should also apply to her ;), albeit in a more subtle way:

"Linetta now resided in a castle of chandeliers. And, as she told herself upon reaching her bedchamber, everyone who lived there was quite mad."

(Ok, I am clearly having way too much fun responding. Thank you for your live commentary! I have enjoyed reading through various thoughts that appeared in your brain, sayeth this unhinged author speaking to one of her new readers in an unhinged way about an unhinged book.)


BookmarkedOne Gina wrote: "Most excellent. Glad you're enjoying Cornelius' ways! Also, that is quite a delightful description of our resident shapeshifting court jester. :) If I may say so as the author, I may or may not hav..."

I am very glad to have been so honored to meet your friend Cornelius. :)


message 3: by Gina (new)

Gina Marinello-Sweeney Awww thank you SO much again! That truly means a lot to me.

Cornelius sends his greetings, by the way. :)


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