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As expected, the mysterious jester flopping about in comfy orange robes, being cheerfully unhelpful, and occasionally confused with the furniture, is my favorite.
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
— Dec 16, 2025 01:59AM
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
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— Dec 25, 2025 01:19AM
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BookmarkedOne
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN COURT JESTER IN SPACE STORY
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
— Dec 25, 2025 12:32AM
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
BookmarkedOne
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*starts making "justice for Cornelius" signs*
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then
— Dec 25, 2025 12:29AM
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then
BookmarkedOne
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Character: wow I haven't seen my boyfriend for 20 minutes. I wonder if he doesn't have feelings for me.
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--
— Dec 25, 2025 12:07AM
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--
BookmarkedOne
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Author: male fairies are not as brightly-colored as female fairies.
Me: (thinks of peacocks. thinks of cardinals. thinks of culturally restrictive gentlemen’s wardrobes and glittery eye shadow) …ok then
— Dec 24, 2025 03:09PM
Me: (thinks of peacocks. thinks of cardinals. thinks of culturally restrictive gentlemen’s wardrobes and glittery eye shadow) …ok then
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Magic Person: you have three questions.
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...
— Dec 24, 2025 12:03AM
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...
BookmarkedOne
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Author: and now...a Baba Yaga! Whose name is...Baba Yaga!
Me: ...you don't say?
— Dec 24, 2025 12:02AM
Me: ...you don't say?
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Gina? :) :) if you hurt my favorite character? :) :) :) who has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life? :) :) :) >:)
— Dec 22, 2025 05:20PM
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Characters: let’s have a party!
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.
— Dec 22, 2025 05:02PM
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.
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Gina wrote: "Most excellent. Glad you're enjoying Cornelius' ways! Also, that is quite a delightful description of our resident shapeshifting court jester. :) If I may say so as the author, I may or may not hav..."I am very glad to have been so honored to meet your friend Cornelius. :)



Hehe Linetta is absolutely her own distinctive medley of various elements. Of course, Cornelius is the most outwardly eccentric, but she's a mixture of:
THIS IS A WONDROUS WORLD OF SPARKLY MIST. I MUST ABIDE IN THE SPARKLY MIST. EVEN IF IT IS NOT MIST BECAUSE IT IS LIKE MIST. A MIST-LIKE WORLD.
and
OOOHH, LOOK. I MUST STUDY THIS MOBILE CHANDELIER. >>Incoming Transmission from Linetta's Curiously Studious or Studiously Curious Brain
and
I WAS RAISED TO BE CALM AND COLLECTED, AS A PRINCESS AND A LENAE. I MUST MAINTAIN MY CHILL AT ALL TIMES.
and yet somehow
I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE AND FEEL ALL THE THINGS. EMOTION INCOMING, ONE, TWO, THREE . . .
but also
I LOVE TARTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. HAND ME ALL THE TARTS. I MUST EAT ALL THE TARTS. EVEN THOUGH *Spoiler You Already Reached* I was almost poisoned by one, I STILL LOVE THEM BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY WITH TARTS.
So, basically, while she wasn't referring to herself here at all lol, I would contend that this line in the book should also apply to her ;), albeit in a more subtle way:
"Linetta now resided in a castle of chandeliers. And, as she told herself upon reaching her bedchamber, everyone who lived there was quite mad."
(Ok, I am clearly having way too much fun responding. Thank you for your live commentary! I have enjoyed reading through various thoughts that appeared in your brain, sayeth this unhinged author speaking to one of her new readers in an unhinged way about an unhinged book.)