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Simon McHardy

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Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.

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Simon McHardy They are now back on Amazon. I'll be releasing exclusives on the extreme horror site Godless.com from the the 15th of March. …moreThey are now back on Amazon. I'll be releasing exclusives on the extreme horror site Godless.com from the the 15th of March. (less)
Average rating: 4.01 · 2,816 ratings · 1,135 reviews · 43 distinct worksSimilar authors
Mother Maggot

3.82 avg rating — 616 ratings — published 2020 — 9 editions
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The Swine

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Aussie Sickos

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Billy Billy Panty Sniffer

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Gob and Nob

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Aussie Sickos by Simon McHardy
"Very well. The novella under consideration represents, one might argue, a rather spectacular zenith of literary ambition, though I confess this proved oddly endearing, as it elicited considerable mirth throughout my reading. The narrative concerns tw" Read more of this review »
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"Mi się podobało .. zastanawiam się czy to dobrze o mnie świadczy :D. Najobrzydliwsza pozycja jaką w życiu przeczytałem, zdecydowanie nie polecam osobom wrażliwym na przemoc, brutalność czy ogólną abominację występujacą w tej książce"
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Mother Maggot by Simon McHardy
"Vile, wild and incredibly insane!!!
I can honestly say this turned my stomach around more times than a tumble dryer at full speed.
Some revolting scenarios which I'm not willing to repeat...if you're interested in what they are you will have to read th" Read more of this review »
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“Neil hated idiots like these two. There could be flashing lights and a wailing siren that warned the perpetually offended a movie was extreme, and still they would be drawn to it like flies to an unwashed buttplug. They’d then complain and leave a one-star review because their mummies weren’t there to cuddle them reassuringly when they got triggered. Fucktards. Utter cunts. They really deserved to die as slowly and as painfully as possible.”
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“Boy be lookin’ like an octopus dat be wearin’ glasses,” the shepherd said. “Mama ought ta have thrown him in a river.”
Simon McHardy, Fish Head

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“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.”
David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.

“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”
Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
George Orwell

“I’m so sick of political correctness. I’m suffocated by it. We’re so goddamn politically correct that we lose our individualism, our definition as human beings. Don’t you agree?”
Ronald Malfi, Snow

“First loves seldom end up being last loves,”
Terry M. West, Gruesome: A Gathering of Nightmares

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Simon McHardy I'd give the standard version a miss as the uncensored has everything and more. Send me your email if you like and I'll send Gob and Nob for free to try and make up for u ending up with two copies of MM. Can send Billy Billy Panty sniffer too if you want something silly and funny.


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