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Simon’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Simon’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Simon McHardy’s Followers (293)
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Simon McHardy
Goodreads Author
Born
in New Zealand
Member Since
January 2019
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Mother Maggot
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2020
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2 editions
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Blowie
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The Swine
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Aussie Sickos
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Billy Billy Panty Sniffer
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Neil
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Gob and Nob
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Munging
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Simon’s Recent Updates
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Simon McHardy
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"Stunning!
Not what I'm used to from McHardy but I have to say this is my favorite of his books that I've read. I lived in this world as I read the story, it's completely immersive from beginning to end. Dark magic, a demon possessed battle axe, zombie" Read more of this review » |
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"well, Eddie looks like Elvis and has a large member... he is tormented by an family tragedy and develops a sexual fetish for big, fat women... from here on... anything goes... the author's imagination has no limits... it is interesting to feel throug"
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"I went into Blowie expecting a weird little horror survival story and instead walked straight into the literary equivalent of making eye contact with something you absolutely were not emotionally prepared to see.
This book is… a lot. It leans hard into" Read more of this review » |
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Exploring Bhakti: An Introduction to the Heart and Soul of Yoga
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“Neil hated idiots like these two. There could be flashing lights and a wailing siren that warned the perpetually offended a movie was extreme, and still they would be drawn to it like flies to an unwashed buttplug. They’d then complain and leave a one-star review because their mummies weren’t there to cuddle them reassuringly when they got triggered. Fucktards. Utter cunts. They really deserved to die as slowly and as painfully as possible.”
― Neil
― Neil
Topics Mentioning This Author
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| BiZarRo: Simon McHardy | 18 | 27 | Sep 13, 2021 05:41AM | |
| BiZarRo: My Dildo Is a Serial Killer | 29 | 40 | Nov 15, 2021 06:55AM | |
| BiZarRo: Simon McHardy & Sean Hawker - Halloween/November 2021 Featured Authors | 11 | 21 | Mar 24, 2022 05:22PM |
“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.”
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.
“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
― The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
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“I’m so sick of political correctness. I’m suffocated by it. We’re so goddamn politically correct that we lose our individualism, our definition as human beings. Don’t you agree?”
― Snow
― Snow
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I'd give the standard version a miss as the uncensored has everything and more. Send me your email if you like and I'll send Gob and Nob for free to try and make up for u ending up with two copies of MM. Can send Billy Billy Panty sniffer too if you want something silly and funny.
