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taking the trash out today cleaning my home 😘🤩🥰😋

GR DELETED 3 OF MY MOST POPULAR REVIEWS. my gr career is officially over i won't be writing anything for this nasty dusty crusty motherfuvking piece of shit for a site ever again. FUCK this shithole

Damn that sadistic twat

Britishness explodes from all of the book's orifices sjsjdjjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjsjsjjsjsjdjdjdjdjdjdjdj

hi losers haven't been on gr for a while now so if you forgot all about me not sorry to disappoint im still alive and kicking and gonna spam you in no time. will take me some time to catch up with y'all updates but im coming to get you no worries xoxo

i have two reviews for RK books shadowbanned (one of them the only 5 star review for her book that I have ever written 🤡🤡🤡) and it's making me feel ✨restless✨.

why couldn't they pick reviews that took me 5 mins to write instead of coming after the ones that took effort? 🤡

officially hate Goodreads you son of a bitchhhh in heat

ppl responsible for GR updates you suck <3

the heroine has chemistry with both "love interests", and I love it. 💀 tho the one who calls her ugly I like better than the one who calls her the most beautiful girl. do your worst tristan 💦🥵

Guys, Honey bitch who has been stealing reviews is back! ❤️ She's Nayomi rn and she's fishing for likes by saying that if her post hits 300 likes, GR will add half stars I'M FUCKING CRYING 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤡
More than 300 ppl believed her too, you go girls 😌

Hey, want some tea? There's one chick on GR who steals other ppl's reviews and thinks she can proudly call herself a top reviewer on GR. 🤡 No, HONEY, you ain't a top reviewer, you're a filthy little thief. Make your last days on GR count, babes, coz you r so done annoying me w your dumb updates!!
Proof in comment section❤️

Wanted to let you guys know that you can add me on twitter (@Iru24ni) and insta (ray.of.awkwardness), if you want. Here shouldve been a speech about how amazing my profiles there are, but ain't gonna lie to you guys, I have almost zero posts and nothing interesting there. I'll make for an amazing PR manager.. anyway, I'll be happy to see what y'all are up to there💀 let's be besties😂

I noticed that in 6/7 cases outta 10 my interest for a romance book (if it's not an absolutely unreadable dumpster fire) deflates considerably after a first sex scene 💀 idk if it's a me or a book problem anymore 🌚

Someone wants to take my review down because I didn't put a spoiler filter on info about rape and abuse from the hero. ❤️ Please wish her good luck along with me 🥺🥺
It's my first time being reported, I'm excited 😍

NOT BOOK RELATED thoughts, bugging my mind: previously I felt closer to people who shared my views. Now I rather relate to those who have different opinions but are ready to listen and have a dialogue. I've always had that thought somewhere subconsciously, but now when I spelled it out for myself, I realize our "progressive" society is as democratic as it was (not) in the 16th century ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Guys, wanted to warn you about extremely problematic, CREEPY male author who calls himself EROTIC STORM and harasses reviewers. For more info tanaz's review and shawna's review

Ballet tickets are sold in bulk to mafia dealers, who provide them to the public at double the face value.

SKSKSK 😂😂😂 LEMME TAKE A CALMING BREATH. Didn't know I bought tickets at double face value a couple of times... 👀 On second thought, might it be the reason why they are so fucking expensive??
#Russia #iseefacts #theBolshoi #mafiamustdie

Moscow
The Bratva high table meets tonight in a private room on the top floor of the Bolshoi Theater.

May I kindly join you, sirs?? 💀💀
Anyways, see y'all on the other side of hell

Not 8 year-olds splitting the man open to see what he had eaten for breakfast. I'm boreddd🙇🏼‍♀️

This dumb af feeling when you don't wanna talk to anyone and then feel neglected and lonely when no one actually does 😢😢 story of my existence

His hand smothered her mouth and her head would have slammed against the wall if he hadn’t cushioned it with his other palm.

K-drama scene in a historical romance? 👩‍❤️‍👨 😍🤩

I have a challenge question "what would most certainly prevent you from enjoying a book" just to feed my insatiable curiosity and I'm dying from laughter because almost all women name the tropes/plot devices they don't like while men almost always give not book related reasons (like loud noise, work, children😭😂). I love my challenge question 😌

Shay, meanwhile, has moved on to my closet, and starts throwing stuff over his shoulder as he tears through it, searching, like he’s gone completely insane.

Like? 🤔🧐

“I’m not like other girls,” I tell him. “I don’t beg.”
... A moment of silence for this girl
Will someone tell her??

I'm only 18% in but this book is already on my last fuckin' nerve. 🤒 I feel the need to cut Elliot's limbs, boil them and force this delicious treat down Joan's throat. ☠️

Hi lovelies, just me being curious about tHiNgs. I often hear people calling prostitution "work" and since this definition contradicts mine I wanted to hear the opinion of my reading fellows on the subject. I believe that prostitution is the industry that allows men to rape unresisting women for money. Some other people think that selling a body and the right to use it is OK since, uk, work 💀 whatcha think?

"You're a faithless little bitch, but I'm hooked on you, I can't get you out of my mind, night and day."
the tears of happiness on my face😍 are real 😭
Little bitch🥰 I missed this so much 🥺

Contemporary authors, TAKE HEED. ↪️Your saccharine "princess", "angel", "baby" are so IRRELEVANT⛔

Maybe she was smarter than I’d thought.
-HAHAHAHAHA 💀💀 DUDE 🤚(send help)

Girl, let me get this straight🤚a mafioso man is chasing you cuz you had witnessed a massacre party he and his buddies held at the cemetery and YOU FUCKIN' RUN TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND START CLEANING THE TABLES as if some creep wasn't following to end your life, like, right now? 😂😭 This heroine wouldn't pass an IQ test with flying colours 😌

Jesus Christ. Am I seeing it right??
Surely not the heroine comparing the pain of seeing the hero again to... toothache? 🦷👀😂😭😂 Talk about making it sound truly poetic. Romance is not dead.
God the way my cat is watching my laughing face right now. I bet he would have already called me a psychiatrist if he only knew how, that poor thing. 😇

Seriously Goodreads is my fuckin' anti-depressant. 🚬 Even when I have a shitty day and feel depressed or mad af, about smth, I find hilarious updates or comments that make my day here. I don't want to get all sappy on you and all but I will 🤡 (bear with my sentimental ass), looooove youz, my friends 👽

'You know what I'm saying,' she said, staring at him.
'Put it in black and white, for God's sake'
'I want both of you,' she said. James stood up, his chair crashing to the floor.
😮😯😲
MY GOD this girl is so damn BOLD and.. GREEDY 🙊
I gotchuu tho 👀