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For a guy who dreams in AutoCAD drawing files, you'd think he'd think of a better tool to use to dig through a wall than his own hands.
Jan 19, 2026 01:59PM
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Matthew:

Imagine being banished to the Shadow Realm for wearing khakis to a black tie wedding.
Apr 30, 2026 07:05PM
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Matthew:

Imagine being banished to the Shadow Realm for wearing khakis to a black tie wedding.
Apr 30, 2026 07:04PM
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Malachi:

Esau just cannot catch a break! My goodness!
Apr 15, 2026 09:14AM
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Zechariah:

What? I'm not a prophet. I'm a, uh, uh, a farmer! Yeah, a farmer. I farm. I don't even put honey on my locusts!
Apr 15, 2026 03:42AM
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Haggai:

Call him Zerubbabling because he be a signet ring
Apr 07, 2026 06:55PM
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Zephaniah:

Anyone who's watched the Owl House knows that a hoot comes before destruction.
Apr 07, 2026 04:37AM
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Habakkuk:

"Stop making for yourself images of wood and gold. God is not there, they can do nothing for you!"

*one chapter later*

Choirmaster Ryan Seacrest: "Tonight, on Hebrew Idol..."
Apr 06, 2026 09:19AM
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Nahum:

I guess Jonah eventually gets his wish.
Apr 06, 2026 08:59AM
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Micah:

Finally found the George Washington retirement verse from Hamilton
Mar 27, 2026 05:16PM
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Jonah:

The cows! Don't forget about the cows!
Mar 13, 2026 03:46AM
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Jonathan Orme Ugh I keep forgetting the book. Ezekiel.


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