Jonathan Orme’s Reviews > ESV Audio Bible, Read by Ray Ortlund > Status Update

Matthew:

Imagine being banished to the Shadow Realm for wearing khakis to a black tie wedding.

Matthew:

Imagine being banished to the Shadow Realm for wearing khakis to a black tie wedding.

Malachi:

Esau just cannot catch a break! My goodness!

Zechariah:

What? I'm not a prophet. I'm a, uh, uh, a farmer! Yeah, a farmer. I farm. I don't even put honey on my locusts!

Haggai:

Call him Zerubbabling because he be a signet ring

Zephaniah:

Anyone who's watched the Owl House knows that a hoot comes before destruction.

Habakkuk:

"Stop making for yourself images of wood and gold. God is not there, they can do nothing for you!"

*one chapter later*

Choirmaster Ryan Seacrest: "Tonight, on Hebrew Idol..."

Nahum:

I guess Jonah eventually gets his wish.

Micah:

Finally found the George Washington retirement verse from Hamilton

Jonah:

The cows! Don't forget about the cows!