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Book 14: An Afternoon Nap
— Nestor finds Agamemnon, Odysseus, and Diomedes—all injured—and Agamemnon wants to dip but they convince him not to… #ironic
— “Achilles must be very happy now, rejoicing in his homicidal heart to see the rout and slaughter of the Greeks.” LOL
(rest in the comments)
— Aug 26, 2026 11:28AM
— Nestor finds Agamemnon, Odysseus, and Diomedes—all injured—and Agamemnon wants to dip but they convince him not to… #ironic
— “Achilles must be very happy now, rejoicing in his homicidal heart to see the rout and slaughter of the Greeks.” LOL
(rest in the comments)
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Book 16: Love and Death
(In comments, and there will be many comments lol)
— Aug 27, 2026 10:15PM
(In comments, and there will be many comments lol)
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Book 13: Waves
— Zeus said fuck it and dipped—Hector has this and nobody will disobey me ! then Poseidon helped the two Ajax (and the Greeks by proxy) liek…
— lots and lottttsss of fighting…
— holy faq audra mcdonald in the audiobook really got into the menelaus speech at the end that was goodddddd
— “you are the very best at looking pretty” is an insult Hector loves to throw at Paris LOL
— Aug 25, 2026 12:32PM
— Zeus said fuck it and dipped—Hector has this and nobody will disobey me ! then Poseidon helped the two Ajax (and the Greeks by proxy) liek…
— lots and lottttsss of fighting…
— holy faq audra mcdonald in the audiobook really got into the menelaus speech at the end that was goodddddd
— “you are the very best at looking pretty” is an insult Hector loves to throw at Paris LOL
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Book 12: The Wall
— they interpret the weirdest shit sent from the gods
— hector being cool, as usual, “You tell me to put my trust in birds who flutter by, but birds are meaningless! (…) whether they fly towards the sun and dawn, eastward to the right of us, or westward, left, towards the darkness. (…) Patriotism is the one true bird.”
— Aug 22, 2026 10:30AM
— they interpret the weirdest shit sent from the gods
— hector being cool, as usual, “You tell me to put my trust in birds who flutter by, but birds are meaningless! (…) whether they fly towards the sun and dawn, eastward to the right of us, or westward, left, towards the darkness. (…) Patriotism is the one true bird.”
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Book 11: Wounds
- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing
— Aug 22, 2026 09:04AM
- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing
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Book 10: Espionage by Night (this is the coolest book title so far)
(In the comments)
— Aug 16, 2026 08:36PM
(In the comments)
— Zeus listing all the people he’d impregnated who made him less horned up than Hera right now is taking me out
— Sleep tells Poseidon Zeus is asleep and so he helps the Greeks even more
— Hector is wounded by Ajax and his allies retreat with him, opening up the Trojans to an onslaught