ari’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update

ari
ari is on page 501 of 761
Book 20: The Warrior’s Return

(in comments)
2 hours, 6 min ago
The Iliad

flag

ari’s Previous Updates

ari
ari is on page 481 of 761
Book 19: A Meal Before Dying

(in comments)
3 hours, 13 min ago
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 463 of 761
Book 18: Divine Armor

(in comments)
16 hours, 46 min ago
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 439 of 761
Book 17: Battle for a Dead Man

(in comments)
21 hours, 50 min ago
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 411 of 761
Book 16: Love and Death

(In comments, and there will be many comments lol)
Aug 27, 2026 10:15PM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 379 of 761
Book 15: Fire at the Ships

(in the comments)
Aug 26, 2026 04:18PM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 349 of 761
Book 14: An Afternoon Nap

— Nestor finds Agamemnon, Odysseus, and Diomedes—all injured—and Agamemnon wants to dip but they convince him not to… #ironic
— “Achilles must be very happy now, rejoicing in his homicidal heart to see the rout and slaughter of the Greeks.” LOL
(rest in the comments)
Aug 26, 2026 11:28AM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 327 of 761
Book 13: Waves

— Zeus said fuck it and dipped—Hector has this and nobody will disobey me ! then Poseidon helped the two Ajax (and the Greeks by proxy) liek…
— lots and lottttsss of fighting…
— holy faq audra mcdonald in the audiobook really got into the menelaus speech at the end that was goodddddd
— “you are the very best at looking pretty” is an insult Hector loves to throw at Paris LOL
Aug 25, 2026 12:32PM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 295 of 761
Book 12: The Wall

— they interpret the weirdest shit sent from the gods
— hector being cool, as usual, “You tell me to put my trust in birds who flutter by, but birds are meaningless! (…) whether they fly towards the sun and dawn, eastward to the right of us, or westward, left, towards the darkness. (…) Patriotism is the one true bird.”
Aug 22, 2026 10:30AM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 277 of 761
Book 11: Wounds

- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing
Aug 22, 2026 09:04AM
The Iliad


ari
ari is on page 245 of 761
Book 10: Espionage by Night (this is the coolest book title so far)

(In the comments)
Aug 16, 2026 08:36PM
The Iliad


Comments Showing 1-1 of 1 (1 new)

dateUp arrow    newest »

message 1: by ari (new) - added it

ari — Zeus calls the gods to a meeting where he says the gods can aid whichever side they choose but he believes Achilles, now consumed by furious anger at his dead companion, will destroy their wall and go beyond what he is destined to receive/do. The gods then set off to battle
— Aeneas charges towards Achilles, spurred on by a disguised Apollo, “where are the threats you always used to make among the Trojan lords when you were drunk? You vowed to fight Achilles face to face!” though he’s hesitant at first knowing he’d almost been killed by Achilles before if not for the help of Zeus helping him run down Mount Ida. The gods decidedly sit this one out, unless Apollo or Ares start to do something that will mess with Achilles
— Ummmmm did a god mate with some horses because they were “good horses” ?????????? Aeneas has a crazy story about his familial connection to Priam after Achilles dissed him lol. “Come on then, let us taste each other’s spears” is cool asf tho
— Poseidon decidedly snatches up Aeneas away from battle to save him, putting fog upon Achilles eyes, as he is not fated to die by Achilles nor the other Greeks once Achilles dies, and also bc he feels a bit bad for him and that he trusted Apollo to be able to save him. Achilles is sort of amazed, and thought he was only bragging about his lineage and the love the gods had for him lmfao
— Achilles rouses the Greeks to fight and so does Hector with the Trojans but Apollo addresses Hector directly to stay at a distance or else Achilles will slaughter him, to which Hector is befuddled by a god talking to him and stays back until Achilles spears through Polydorus, Priam’s youngest and favourite son, and charges forward in anger. ‘Achilles, who at once jumped forward and said triumphantly, “This is the man who broke my heart, who killed the friend I loved. At last we shall stop shrinking from each other amid the channels of the battlefield.” With this, he scowled and said to noble Hector, “Come here at once and feel the ropes of death!”
— They end up having a stalemate as Athena and Apollo butt heads protecting Achilles and Hector respectfully, to which Achilles eventually decides to “seek out some other victims.” Achilles goes on a killing spree, ‘Achilles had no sweetness in his heart, no softness in his mind. He was riled up with frenzied eagerness to fight and kill.”


back to top