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Book 16: Love and Death
(In comments, and there will be many comments lol)
— Aug 27, 2026 10:15PM
(In comments, and there will be many comments lol)
ari
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Book 14: An Afternoon Nap
— Nestor finds Agamemnon, Odysseus, and Diomedes—all injured—and Agamemnon wants to dip but they convince him not to… #ironic
— “Achilles must be very happy now, rejoicing in his homicidal heart to see the rout and slaughter of the Greeks.” LOL
(rest in the comments)
— Aug 26, 2026 11:28AM
— Nestor finds Agamemnon, Odysseus, and Diomedes—all injured—and Agamemnon wants to dip but they convince him not to… #ironic
— “Achilles must be very happy now, rejoicing in his homicidal heart to see the rout and slaughter of the Greeks.” LOL
(rest in the comments)
ari
is on page 327 of 761
Book 13: Waves
— Zeus said fuck it and dipped—Hector has this and nobody will disobey me ! then Poseidon helped the two Ajax (and the Greeks by proxy) liek…
— lots and lottttsss of fighting…
— holy faq audra mcdonald in the audiobook really got into the menelaus speech at the end that was goodddddd
— “you are the very best at looking pretty” is an insult Hector loves to throw at Paris LOL
— Aug 25, 2026 12:32PM
— Zeus said fuck it and dipped—Hector has this and nobody will disobey me ! then Poseidon helped the two Ajax (and the Greeks by proxy) liek…
— lots and lottttsss of fighting…
— holy faq audra mcdonald in the audiobook really got into the menelaus speech at the end that was goodddddd
— “you are the very best at looking pretty” is an insult Hector loves to throw at Paris LOL
ari
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Book 12: The Wall
— they interpret the weirdest shit sent from the gods
— hector being cool, as usual, “You tell me to put my trust in birds who flutter by, but birds are meaningless! (…) whether they fly towards the sun and dawn, eastward to the right of us, or westward, left, towards the darkness. (…) Patriotism is the one true bird.”
— Aug 22, 2026 10:30AM
— they interpret the weirdest shit sent from the gods
— hector being cool, as usual, “You tell me to put my trust in birds who flutter by, but birds are meaningless! (…) whether they fly towards the sun and dawn, eastward to the right of us, or westward, left, towards the darkness. (…) Patriotism is the one true bird.”
ari
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Book 11: Wounds
- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing
— Aug 22, 2026 09:04AM
- okay, blood rain and more spears to nipples
- agamemnon deserves everything bad that happens to him idgaf
- SAME TO PARIS LMFAO OMG… using bow and arrow on the battlefield… ofc he is…
- priam has 1028361919 sons and they’re all dying
- nestor talks a lot and patrocles is 100000x sweeter than achilles :(
- boring fight scenes of the greeks losing
ari
is on page 245 of 761
Book 10: Espionage by Night (this is the coolest book title so far)
(In the comments)
— Aug 16, 2026 08:36PM
(In the comments)



— Apollo spurs Hector on when no other Trojan will approach Menelaus as he strips Euphorbus and stays over Patroclus’ body. When Hector approaches, Menelaus questions himself: “What shall I do? If i abandon these fine arms and armour and leave Patroclus, who is lying here because he fought to claim back what I lost, then any warrior who sees me do it will surely blame me. But if I should fight alone against great Hector and the Trojans, because I am ashamed to run away, then I will be outnumbered and surrounded by many warriors, out here alone. But why does my mind even ask this question? If anyone defies divine intentions and tries to fight a man a god has honoured, immediately disaster rolls towards him. No Greek should blame me if he seems me yield to Hector, who makes war with held from gods.” He decides to find Ajax to fight with him, “to fight bravely, with our minds intent on courage,” and attempt to save Patroclus’ body for Achilles.
— Hector had already stripped Patroclus of his armour, though Ajax and Menelaus stand over the body. Glaucus says Hector is a coward for backing away from fighting Menelaus and Ajax for Patroclus, and that maybe they’d have traded it for Sarpedon’s. Hector in response dons Achilles armour that Patroclus was wearing and renters the fighting
— Zeus sort of pities Hector knowing he won’t make it back home, “Poor fool! You are not thinking about death at all, but death is near you. You are putting in the deathless armour of the best of men, at whom all others tremble. (…) For now, I plan to grant you great success as compensation, because you will never go home from battle, and Andromache will never take from you the splendid arms of great Achilles, son of Peleus.”
— Hector offers reward to whoever can get Patroclus’ body from Ajax, so Ajax requests of Menelaus to call upon the greatest of the Greek warriors to aid them, “now I no longer think the two of us can get away from battle and go home. I am not so afraid for dead Patroclus, who soon will glut the dogs and birds of Troy, as for my own life and yours. I worry that we may suffer something terrible because a cloud of war veils everything—Hector, and ruin is revealed to us.” At Menelaus’ call, Oilean Ajax, Idomeneus, Meriones, and countless others come as fog from Zeus covers the battlefield
— Apollo visits Aeneas in disguise and Aeneas, aware a god had visited him, too pushes the Trojans to take Patroclus, though they do not succeed
— “But all the while, godlike Achilles still knew nothing of his death, because the battle was very far away from the swift ships, beneath the wall of Troy. and he had not expected on his heart his friend would die. He thought Patroclus would approach the gates but then come safely home again, alive. He certainly did not think he would try to sack the city on his own, without him, or even with him. Many times, his mother had talked to him in private, telling him the plans of mighty Zeus. And yet his mother had not revealed to him what had just happened, this terrible disaster—that his friend, the man he loved the most of all by far, was dead. And constantly around his corpse they pressed and killed each other with sharp spears.“ Patroclus: tried to climb the wall three times over and almost a fourth T_T
— Automedon joins the fray with Alcimedon now with Achilles’ chariot and horses, spurred on by Zeus after they’d been crying, and Hector sees this and tells Aeneas to come and attack them, thinking they are weak and can easily take the immortal horses for themselves. They call upon the two Ajax and Menelaus to protect Achilles’ horses
— Zeus sends Athena to rouse the Greeks to not let up and at Menelaus’ mention of worshiping her firstly she gives him strength. When he kills Podes, Zeus grants the Trojans the upper hand and the Greeks start to lose knowing Zeus is aiding the Trojans and decide it’s best to retreat back to their ships and tell Achilles of Patroclus’ fate, which Ajax tells Menelaus who runs to find Antilochus to be the news bearer that the body can be saved if not his armour
— Menelaus and Meriones carry Patroclus back to the camp while the two Ajax defend them from the Trojans surrounding them like wildfire