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Protagonist: I hear someone crying in the woods!
Me: that'd be the foxes.
Protagonist: I should follow it!
Me: ...you're new at this, aren't you.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:22AM
Me: that'd be the foxes.
Protagonist: I should follow it!
Me: ...you're new at this, aren't you.
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BookmarkedOne
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“would you like some milk”
oh, so are just all bards awkward at comforting people? XD
— Dec 19, 2025 11:27AM
oh, so are just all bards awkward at comforting people? XD
BookmarkedOne
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Author: I have a Beauty and the Beast retelling
Me: eh
Author: with a language of mathematics carefully explained so readers might attempt to understand or even speak it
Me: GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK PLEASE
— Dec 18, 2025 01:35PM
Me: eh
Author: with a language of mathematics carefully explained so readers might attempt to understand or even speak it
Me: GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK PLEASE
BookmarkedOne
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Not gonna lie, the silent character speaking in a halting, raspy “I don’t use my voice much” voice makes me go slightly feral.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:56PM
BookmarkedOne
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As expected, the mysterious jester flopping about in comfy orange robes, being cheerfully unhelpful, and occasionally confused with the furniture, is my favorite.
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
— Dec 16, 2025 01:59AM
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
BookmarkedOne
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"nothing could be absolutely certain when speaking to people in hairbrushes."
Thank you, I'll make note of that. Could prove useful. ;)
— Nov 13, 2025 01:13AM
Thank you, I'll make note of that. Could prove useful. ;)
Protagonist: Wait, I was told NOT to go past the garden.
Me: Exactly. So, why don't you—
Protagonist: I should turn back.
Me: YES. Wow, my characters are actually listening to me for once. How did I—
*Protagonist thinks a little more*
Me: NO. NO. NO. I did not approve of you thinking right now!!!! LISTEN TO ME. STOP THINKING.
Protagonist: I must continue forward!
Me: STOP—
Protagonist: SIDE QUEST.
Me: WHAT?! NO!! NO SIDE QUEST. I DID NOT APPROVE OF THIS SIDE QUEST.
Protagonist: Yes, I must.
Me: Listen, if you just turn around, I'll give you EVEN MORE tarts to eat in this book!!
Protagonist: I just thought of tarts for some reason. Ohhh, yes, I will find berries for tarts in the forest!!
Me: *facepalm*
(I gave up at that point.)