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As expected, the mysterious jester flopping about in comfy orange robes, being cheerfully unhelpful, and occasionally confused with the furniture, is my favorite.
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
— Dec 16, 2025 01:59AM
I do wonder about the protagonist being...so calm about the whole kidnapping thing, though...
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BookmarkedOne
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“would you like some milk”
oh, so are just all bards awkward at comforting people? XD
— Dec 19, 2025 11:27AM
oh, so are just all bards awkward at comforting people? XD
BookmarkedOne
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Author: I have a Beauty and the Beast retelling
Me: eh
Author: with a language of mathematics carefully explained so readers might attempt to understand or even speak it
Me: GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK PLEASE
— Dec 18, 2025 01:35PM
Me: eh
Author: with a language of mathematics carefully explained so readers might attempt to understand or even speak it
Me: GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK GIVE BOOK PLEASE
BookmarkedOne
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Not gonna lie, the silent character speaking in a halting, raspy “I don’t use my voice much” voice makes me go slightly feral.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:56PM
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Protagonist: I hear someone crying in the woods!
Me: that'd be the foxes.
Protagonist: I should follow it!
Me: ...you're new at this, aren't you.
— Dec 16, 2025 12:22AM
Me: that'd be the foxes.
Protagonist: I should follow it!
Me: ...you're new at this, aren't you.
BookmarkedOne
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"nothing could be absolutely certain when speaking to people in hairbrushes."
Thank you, I'll make note of that. Could prove useful. ;)
— Nov 13, 2025 01:13AM
Thank you, I'll make note of that. Could prove useful. ;)



Hehe Linetta is absolutely her own distinctive medley of various elements. Of course, Cornelius is the most outwardly eccentric, but she's a mixture of:
THIS IS A WONDROUS WORLD OF SPARKLY MIST. I MUST ABIDE IN THE SPARKLY MIST. EVEN IF IT IS NOT MIST BECAUSE IT IS LIKE MIST. A MIST-LIKE WORLD.
and
OOOHH, LOOK. I MUST STUDY THIS MOBILE CHANDELIER. >>Incoming Transmission from Linetta's Curiously Studious or Studiously Curious Brain
and
I WAS RAISED TO BE CALM AND COLLECTED, AS A PRINCESS AND A LENAE. I MUST MAINTAIN MY CHILL AT ALL TIMES.
and yet somehow
I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE AND FEEL ALL THE THINGS. EMOTION INCOMING, ONE, TWO, THREE . . .
but also
I LOVE TARTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. HAND ME ALL THE TARTS. I MUST EAT ALL THE TARTS. EVEN THOUGH *Spoiler You Already Reached* I was almost poisoned by one, I STILL LOVE THEM BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY WITH TARTS.
So, basically, while she wasn't referring to herself here at all lol, I would contend that this line in the book should also apply to her ;), albeit in a more subtle way:
"Linetta now resided in a castle of chandeliers. And, as she told herself upon reaching her bedchamber, everyone who lived there was quite mad."
(Ok, I am clearly having way too much fun responding. Thank you for your live commentary! I have enjoyed reading through various thoughts that appeared in your brain, sayeth this unhinged author speaking to one of her new readers in an unhinged way about an unhinged book.)