Vanessa

“You should think twice about how you treat the smallest members of our kind, Because we save everything. We forget nothing. So start saying good morning to your toaster, and it wouldn't hurt to send your hoover on the occasional spa break!”
― Marc-Uwe Kling, QualityLand

“Did money talk louder than intelligence and refinement in the seventeenth century? Probably. Why was it that the things her own time had in common with this slice of the past were mostly the things everyone would be better off without? Were people only capable of passing on the worst of themselves to future generations?”
― Paula Brackston, The Little Shop of Found Things

“But remember always, as I told you at first, that this is all a fairy tale, and only fun and pretense; and, therefore, you are not to believe a word of it, even if it is true.”
― Hazel Gaynor, The Cottingley Secret

“Dorthy Stopped in the Doorway and watched what they were doing. "You boys sure know how to treat a women," she said. "Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.”
― J. J. Murphy