Jess B

“He's poodlishly ridiculous.”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust

“Registrars like to do this kind of thing now and again to show you they've 'still got it', like your uncle squeezing himself into his Speedos despite the gasps of terrified onlookers around the hotel pool.”
― Adam Kay, Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas

“It's a family thing. It is an annoying and time-wasting thing.”
― Candice Carty-Williams, Queenie

“At church, she told us they ate one cracker and took one swallow of red wine and the rest of the time there was a man talking. She did not know exactly what he said, but he said it for a long time. Sometimes, just to give her hands something to do, she would pick up the heavy book in front of her seat and open it. Even though she didn't understand everything they were singing, she moved her lips anyway. It was just like that at the citizenship ceremony. Whether or not you understood the oath you made, you had to move your lips.
After a while, for some reason she seemed to lose interest in going. She didn't say why.”
― Souvankham Thammavongsa, How to Pronounce Knife: Stories