Noah

“I love a good argument. I love differing points of view in all facets of things. I also love grace. I've got people in my family that are to the right of Attila the Hun. When people tell me, like, "How can you platform that person on your show?" I go, "I platform my uncle every fucking Thanksgiving."

By the way, I love him. He's a three-dimensional human being who has qualities that I really admire, things about him. We've lost that. We've lost the ability to love people because we litmus test at every point in every single moment.”
― Jon Stewart

“We all have our lines that we are willing to cross. We get into a problem when we're unforgiving in any way. We offer no grace. That doesn't mean that I don't have lines that I draw, that if people cross it, I won't do. I do try to not be so rigid in the way that I think society has become.”
― Jon Stewart

“Forget crying babies [on a plane]--I'm gonna scream all the way to Cleveland. Why? Same reason as the baby. Having a body is weird and I'm scared.”
― Stephen Colbert

“The KKK adopted a highway. Joke's on them - it's black.”
― Jon Stewart